You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Tall people.
I’m not tall. Do I wish I was? Sure. But would I rather be thin? You betcha. Would I rather be tall or have all my hair? Don’t even come at me with that nonsense.
Anyone got a brush?
I’m 5’9″ tall, in high top sneakers. I’m 5’9″ inches tall standing in a cat box full of kitty litter. I use to care when I was a teenager. I don’t care so much now.
My ex wife use to remind me I was short. That’s just one reason she’s my ex wife.
I’m 5’9″ tall, in high top sneakers. I’m 5’9″ inches tall standing in a cat box full of kitty litter. I use to care when I was a teenager. I don’t care so much now.
My ex wife use to remind me I was short. That’s just one reason she’s my ex wife.
5’9″ is average. But apparently only being 5’9″ is like some sort of damn curse.
5’9″ means women don’t like ya. 5’9″ means you make less money. 5’9″ means you get chosen last for pick up hoops in the hood.
What the hell is up with height in this damn country.
Who cares?
Apparently everyone cares and they always have.
Napoleon had little man’s complex. All he did to compensate was conquer the world.
Research shows tall people make $789 dollars more per inch per year than their shorter counter parts.
Apparently everyone cares and they always have.
Napoleon had little man’s complex. All he did to compensate was conquer the world.
Research shows tall people make $789 dollars more per inch per year than their shorter counter parts.
How anyone even knows this is beyond me, but that’s the figure: $789.00.
That means a 6 foot tall guy makes almost $4,000 more dollars a year than his 5’8″ counterpart.
That means a 6 foot tall guy makes almost $4,000 more dollars a year than his 5’8″ counterpart.
What kind of message does that send?
It says it sucks to be short.
Hey short guy, can you look under the table, I dropped my keys.
Hey short guy, can you look under the table, I dropped my keys.
Huh?
Here’s a shocker, tall women mostly want to date taller men.
Well la dee da. Tall women want to date men who are tall or taller.
So short guys need not apply.
What a study. Tall women want tall men.
I know a place where height doesn’t matter, but that’s for another blog at another time.
Why not ask tall women if they like guys with hair or guys who speak without a lisp. Where’s that study?
Research shows, tall heterosexual women, and who doesn’t love tall heterosexual women, won’t date shorter men.
I know a place where height doesn’t matter, but that’s for another blog at another time.
Why not ask tall women if they like guys with hair or guys who speak without a lisp. Where’s that study?
Research shows, tall heterosexual women, and who doesn’t love tall heterosexual women, won’t date shorter men.
Why? They reportedly want a feeling of comfort.
So what does this all mean?
The average height for women is 5’4″. The average height for men; 5’9″. So what’s the problem?
Women have always dated down.
Christie Brinkley dated Billy Joel. Sonny dated Cher.
And Tom Cruise got to look up at both Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.
George Costanza once told Jerry Seinfeld “I want to have sex with a tall women like a giant.”
It’s an interesting concept.
So why are women six feet tall only attracted to men who are taller than them?
Studies show it is primal, it’s biology.
Even on the cave walls, in the hieroglyphics painted on rocks with Tiger blood, you can see that taller suggests stronger.
Tall warriors are honored. Small warriors are eaten by wombats.
According to these tall studies; women want someone who displays social dominance. If you partner with someone with social dominance that person will be beneficial for you and your progeny.
Tall warriors are honored. Small warriors are eaten by wombats.
According to these tall studies; women want someone who displays social dominance. If you partner with someone with social dominance that person will be beneficial for you and your progeny.
Who the hell even says the word progeny?
If women want tall men while over looking pot bellies and receding hair lines and facial ticks and a sketchy moral compass, then hang out at NBA games.
Be someone’s baby momma. The genes there are tall but diluted like a Pakistani prison camp.
And that is crazy.™
Be someone’s baby momma. The genes there are tall but diluted like a Pakistani prison camp.
And that is crazy.™