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Monthly Archive for: ‘January, 2013’
surfer dude

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The biggest wave ever surfed.  The video is spell binding. A man on a board racing down a 10 story building of turbulent water. It’s thunderously delicious.  This incomprehensible stunt took place off the coast of Portugal. The waves were indignant, angry, churning like a mountain […]

Super Bowl Hype

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Super Bowl craziness. It’s  begun! Bigger. Better. Wilder. If there is a descriptive term to describe the hugeness of the event, it will be unveiled over the next 7 days. The Niners vs the Ravens. In the big Easy. It’s collossal, stellar, ambidextrious! The Game? That’s […]

supermarket frustration

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Losing food at the check out counter. It’s only 5 feet long. It’s not like Columbus’ journey to the new world. The conveyor belt goes in only one direction. There isn’t a threat of a crew mutiny about falling off the edge of the Earth. It’s […]

Korean Nuke Nuggets

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ North Korea. I have no problem with the people of North Korea, they are just pawns in gruesome game of life. I do however have a major problem with their punk ass dictator. Do they eat stupid for breakfast over there? i’m telling you, if they […]

fake food

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Food Fraud. abc news reports that much of the food in our house is counterfeit. Counterfeit food? It’s so disturbing.  Soylent Green is people. Are my pringles part of a dietary conspiracy? Fake Food in the grocery store is more wide spread than you might expect. […]

Zero Dark Thirty

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Zero Dark Thirty. A very good movie. A powerful reminder of where we were and where we are. The movie begins with a dark screen. Movies usually open with explosions and poignant imagery. This film opens with a screen so dark, I wonder if the projector is […]

Drunk Cop

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Getting arrested in Music City. It’s a forgiving city and you really have to booze it to lose it. When they say you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here, they really mean it. That’s why a California cop is so stupid. Monday […]

the interview

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Manti Te’o’s sit down interview with ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap. It’s the 2nd biggest interview of the week, after Oprah and Lance Armstrong. What a tangled web we weave.  Lance is a punk. No debate there. But for the Notre Dame star, Manti, it’s a little different.  […]

Manti Armstrong

You know what’s crazy? Ill tell you what’s crazy.™ The Manti Armstrong soap opera. Today it was a battle of the T’eo fake girlfriend story versus the Lance Armstrong tells all to Oprah debacle. They are both off the chart crazy. Teo is bizzaro world crazy. It’s a run away rocket sled of gossip that […]

ducks getting quacked

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Chip Kelly leaving the Oregon Ducks and going to the NFL. Good riddance.     This humpty dumpty looking bastard has turned the Pac 12 into his own personal track meet. To say his team is fast is like saying the NRA likes bullets. How can […]