You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Big League Bullying. The man being bullied is is 6’5″ 300 pounds. The man doing the bullying is about the same size. That’s 600 pounds of guy standing about 12 feet tall. That’s an amazing amount of humanity. These mastodon of flesh are lineman for the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Political Crack. Toronto’s Mayor admits he smoked crack. Unbelievable. What in the name of Marion Barry is going on here? When a big city mayor is caught in a scandal. His career, his life can go one of two ways. It all begins with a random […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Big Butt Mentality. Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses. Baby got Back, right? That and a bottle of cough syrup will have you seeing Charles Manson finger […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The day after Halloween. I’m wearing a Rasta Wig and long black dreads. I am wearing sunglasses and it is dark. The weather is warm and breezy. Our neighborhood is celebrating Halloween tonight, November 1st, because October 31st was a disaster. Winds blew and limbs came […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Halloween Lost. October 31st. Trick or Treat. Would it be ghosts goblins and candy or clouds lightning and havoc. Mother nature came a knocking with a big stick and and a frowny face. It was a weather trick. 50 mile an hour gusts. Rain coming down […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Narrower Airline Seats. Bigger Asses. An unadulterated scam being perpetrated on the American Flying Public!! According to published reports, airlines are reducing the width of seats. That tightness you feel on your wallet, is more than just the increase in fairs. Your ass is literally being […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Spy Games. President Obama wanted something to take the country’s collective mind off Obama Care. He got it. It’s called Spy Games. Spy Games is an international debacle that has all but eliminated the furor over a floundering health care web site; at least for now. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Gravity. It’s a special effects master piece. Space feels real. It’s dark. It’s lonely. It’s Expansive. It’s dangerous. The Earth is so close the characters can touch it, but somehow it is unrecognizable as home. I give Gravity 4 out of 5 Crazies. Sandra Bullock will […]
You know what’s crazy I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Walking a dirt bag into court. There’s something wildly entertaining about the walk down. It’s raw. It’s pure. It’s unpredictable. It’s one man in an orange jump suit and leg shackles versus another man in a suit with a camera. The prisoner is armed with devious […]
You know it’s crazy I’ll tell you it’s crazy™ The limo ride from the United Center in Chicago. The Blackhawks game has just let out. It’s a zombie zoo of pedestrian traffic. Teary eyed hockey fans leave the arena like fire ants being burned by a flame. It’s a torrential storm of human sadness as […]