You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Black Friday is crazy. It’s an alarm clock on a Sunday morning. It’s a poke in the eye, intrusive like elephant poop on your living room floor. I hate Black Friday. I hate it because America is tricked, fooled, cajoled into waking up at the crack […]
You know what’s crazy™ A good television ad. I’m watching sports center. It’s Thanksgiving day and Sportscenter is reminding me what I all ready know. I will be watching a lot of football today and eating more than a cow with a distended stomach. FADE OUT SPORTSCENTER FADE IN – SCREAMING COMMERCIALS – DAY It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Googling yourself. Don’t tell me you don’t do it. You do it. We all do it. We like to do it. We want to do it. It’s the equivalent of looking into the internet mirror and seeing what turns up. Do you have warts from 1989? […]
You know what’s crazy?I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ NOTHING. NOTHING IS CRAZY. It’s the Crazy Christmas Gift that says everything by saying NOTHING. I’m on a web site for gifts, crazy gifts, off color gifts, and that’s when I see it: Crazy Gift #11 Nestled in between the fetus cookie cutter and the coffee mug […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Coffee Pot Cooking? It’s crazier than wearing a chum flavored wet suit while surfing. What is coffee pot cooking? It’s a culinary oddity perpetrated by a strange group of food connesuiers. Instead of putting ground French roast in the basket, they stuff a baked potato in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Texting and driving. It’s the new drunk driving. It’s dumber than flossing with a band saw. It makes as much sense as using a crack whore to do your tax return. Texting and Driving? It’s the new diamond lane of death. T & D? It makes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Kid’s perception of fiscal reality. I don’t think kids get it. Why should they? They’re kids. They wake up Christmas morning from the time they can sit up and see the wondrous delight that is ribbons and boxes and bows. It comes from Santa claus. It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A shots fired call at a school. It abrupt. It’s upsetting. It’s unsettling. It gets your attention like throwing a mason jar of blood through a stain glass window. It’s a Friday morning and suddenly the news room is buzzing. Either a phone call comes in, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ George Zimmerman. Can you say world class moron? This guy is dumber than rotting carp on a Santa Monica pier. News out of Florida Monday afternoon is Zimmerman has been arrested again. ARRESTED AGAIN! Deja Vu All Over Again. It’s a headline that is simply unnecessary. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The University of Southern California Trojans are relevant again! Those are the words uttered during the pandemonium at the end of the USC vs Stanford game. Saturday night is football night for college football. ABC puts on the best game, and on this night, the best […]