You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
George Zimmerman.
Can you say world class moron? This guy is dumber than rotting carp on a Santa Monica pier.
News out of Florida Monday afternoon is Zimmerman has been arrested again.
ARRESTED AGAIN!
Deja Vu All Over Again.
It’s a headline that is simply unnecessary.
The allegation? Domestic violence on his girl friend. A new girl friend!
A new girl friend? Isn’t he married? I thought he was married. If not, who was that unfortunate woman standing by his side in all those Nancy Grace episodes?
Maybe that’s his soon to be X wife. If that is the case, good for her. At least someone learned something in this debacle.
Obviously George Stupid Zimmerman has learned nothing. He makes a box of rocks look college educated.
Zimmerman is a national joke. He is a fart bag that high school boys slide under your ass just as you take a seat in the cafeteria.
Zimmerman is the human equivalent of gum on your shoe. He is the stench that resides under a skunk’s tail.
Zimmerman escaped a long prison term by the skin of his teeth.
I am starting to think he likes the drop the soap in the shower game.
Many think the criminal justice system gave this nim rod a free pass.
Well he’s back behind bars wearing his favorite color; ORANGE.
I can only summize that Zimmerman likes to sit on a cold steel toilet with no doors. He must enjoy brushing his teeth on close circuit camera.
The only logical conclusion is he thinks he looks good in that jail house one piece.
Why else would someone who knows what incarceration tastes like continually choose to offend and re-offend?
Has George learned nothing in 2 years? Does he like being the poster child for scathing social commentary?
Facebook hates George Zimmerman. There are entire pages devoted to his sad existence.
If Facebook was a person, it would whip George Zimmerman’s ass. It would pop off the screen, grab him by his dumpling sized ears and beat the living crap out of him.
If I could get five minutes with George I would say; “Hey Dummy. Are you ignorant or just stupid? Do you have no respect for anyone or anything? You divided a nation. You probably lied and you definitely killed a kid. Now you are a constant on the police blotter. why? Don’t you understand that some higher force, some more sagacious power has afforded you a free pass, a universal get out of jail free card? Now you are making everyone uncomfortably angry.”
In case you missed it, the 30 year old former Neighborhood Watch volunteer was acquitted in July on a charge that he murdered 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.
Since then he has been a constant source of stupid, a chronic case of human herpes.
Like Florida sunshine and mosquitoes in the summer, there’s one thing you can count on; Zimmerman wearing hand cuffs.
Before today, he had a run in with Lake Mary police. Apparently his estranged wife was moving out and he allegedly threatened her and her father with a weapon.
Cops couldn’t put together the proof so no charges were filed.
How convenient for the stupidest man in Florida.
I’m not much with a crystal ball or tea leaves, but my prediction for fat George is this;
DOA.
Perhaps shot to death in a domestic driveb y of who cares. Perhaps found dead in a car, in a hotel parking, on the front steps of the courthouse. Whatever. Who cares.
George Zimmerman will be found with a gun that he is the legal owner of. That gun will be put in a museum in a glass case under the sign MORON.
Dead is dead, George. Come and get it.
Zimmerman has taken up more than his 15 minutes. He can’t give it back. He owes us. He is filth. He is diphtheria on top of black lung disease.
GZ is a pimple that is infected, oozing puss that nobody wants to touch. At this point, If he dies, who cares? Do you care? Will it stop you from going to 31 flavors and ordering Cinna-moo ice cream with your kids? No, it won’t. So don’t get all self rightous on me.
Zimmerman all ready breathes oxygen that the rest of us can use. I’m done with this guy. Throw the book at him. Lock him up. Set him loose. run him down. Who cares. All ready too many lives ruined and too much time wasted worrying about a fat man with no sense of how stupid he is and how lucky he was.
RIP George. It’s Just a matter of time before someone busts a cap in your ass.
And when they do. I’ll be wiping chocolate ice cream off my lips with a crumby 31 Flavors napkin that doesn’t absorb nearly the amount of ice cream it should for a big company like Baskin Robbins.
In fact, come to think of it, that bothers me more than your untimely demise.
Sorry George.
We need some new napkins over here.
Life’s Crazy™