You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Narrower Airline Seats. Bigger Asses. An unadulterated scam being perpetrated on the American Flying Public!! According to published reports, airlines are reducing the width of seats. That tightness you feel on your wallet, is more than just the increase in fairs. Your ass is literally being […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Spy Games. President Obama wanted something to take the country’s collective mind off Obama Care. He got it. It’s called Spy Games. Spy Games is an international debacle that has all but eliminated the furor over a floundering health care web site; at least for now. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Gravity. It’s a special effects master piece. Space feels real. It’s dark. It’s lonely. It’s Expansive. It’s dangerous. The Earth is so close the characters can touch it, but somehow it is unrecognizable as home. I give Gravity 4 out of 5 Crazies. Sandra Bullock will […]
You know what’s crazy I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Walking a dirt bag into court. There’s something wildly entertaining about the walk down. It’s raw. It’s pure. It’s unpredictable. It’s one man in an orange jump suit and leg shackles versus another man in a suit with a camera. The prisoner is armed with devious […]
You know it’s crazy I’ll tell you it’s crazy™ The limo ride from the United Center in Chicago. The Blackhawks game has just let out. It’s a zombie zoo of pedestrian traffic. Teary eyed hockey fans leave the arena like fire ants being burned by a flame. It’s a torrential storm of human sadness as […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The One Way Driver. One way driver You know it’s crazy I’ll tell you it’s crazy Sometimes stories take a a life time to develop. Sometimes stories take one minute to become a moment that lasts forever. On a boy’s trip to Chicago recently, we had […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Wizenator. What’s the Wizenator you ask? A pocket fisherman for Wizards from Oz? Nope. A show tune app for Diana Ross fans? hardly. The Wizenator is a device that is one part condom, one part garden hose, one part trash bag. As I understand it, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Notre Dame Usher. They all have that look. They are older and clad in yellow, kind of like a lobster fisherman worn down by 4 decades of salt air and cheap rum. The Notre Dame ushers are all frowny faced fuss budgets who dislike moving […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Basement Frat House 5 people in one basement. It’s closed quarters like a submarine with shag carpets. Every smell, every snort, every chortle is a public exhibition. I have a hangover fueled by a day of tailgating debauchery. My head is throbbing like it’s hooked […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Speaking your mind even if nobody really cares what you have to say. Have you ever heard the phrase TOO MUCH INFORMATION. It’s known as TMI. Well TMI comes in all sizes and shapes. We all know people who enter our sphere of comfort and soil […]