You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The addictive power of Oreos. A new study says the delicious cookie is as addictive as cocaine. Why is everything compared to cocaine? Shopaholics and cocaine? Exercise junkies and cocaine? Sex addicts and cocaine? Now it is Oreos being compared to cocaine I could have told […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ When Donkey’s Fly. I think the correct phrase is when Pigs Fly, but any barn yard animal will suffice. When cows fly. When zebras fly. When monkey fly into or out of your butt. That’s like an exclamation point! The idea is the same and the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The fire in my mouth. It’s burning like a million fire ants biting my esophagus. It’s like my tonsils are being assaulted by little ice picks and spiked boots worn by those little men who bring Coors Light Beers to thirsty people in coolers and bars. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Louisville. It’s a city better known for baseball bats and the birthplace of Muhammad Ali than thriving night life. It’s Saturday night, around the bewitching hour and I find myself in this Central Kentucky city. It’s clean and green and full of possibilities. But somehow there […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Predators Hockey. I’m seated directly behind the goal. The action is fast and furious. The air is chilled in the arena and the noise level high. The crowd seems to be sitting on its collective hands, and the enthusiasm is askew. But its loud and there […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Googling for no damned reason. They say that idle time is the hands of the devil or some such blasphemous thing. Well today I was the Devil’s personal whipping boy, because I had no ideas. I was as empty as a Super Model’s soul. I was […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tel you what’s crazy™ Miley Cyrus. Diva? Talent? Train Wreck? Turn on the TV now-a-days and it’s all Miley All the time. It’s like MC TV. Why is she this month’s IT girl? Because she can take off her clothes and generate faux sexuality. Is it real? Or Is this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Roll Tide. I am with my two boys in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. I’m drinking beers with one and sharing a water with the other. I only have two hands. Good things I don’t have a third son. We are all wearing Crimson red with slogans like Roll […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ We are going into our 2nd week of a governmental shut down in Washington D.C. Congressman get paid to spin around like drunken dradels on New Year’s Eve while hard-working Americans try and make ends meet. While that is sadly disgusting, I am frightened to say […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Our Nation’s Capitol in turmoil. Washington D.C. is crazy like pepper spray in the eye. The Nations capitol is a pinata getting whacked. The sound of Liberty and legislation grinding to a halt has once again been replaced by gun fire and screams of anguish. The […]