You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Googling for no damned reason. They say that idle time is the hands of the devil or some such blasphemous thing. Well today I was the Devil’s personal whipping boy, because I had no ideas. I was as empty as a Super Model’s soul. I was […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Roll Tide. I am with my two boys in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. I’m drinking beers with one and sharing a water with the other. I only have two hands. Good things I don’t have a third son. We are all wearing Crimson red with slogans like Roll […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ We are going into our 2nd week of a governmental shut down in Washington D.C. Congressman get paid to spin around like drunken dradels on New Year’s Eve while hard-working Americans try and make ends meet. While that is sadly disgusting, I am frightened to say […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Our Nation’s Capitol in turmoil. Washington D.C. is crazy like pepper spray in the eye. The Nations capitol is a pinata getting whacked. The sound of Liberty and legislation grinding to a halt has once again been replaced by gun fire and screams of anguish. The […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The insanity filling up my Life’s crazy in box. At the bottom of every post is a link to send me a message or a comment. I get about 50 a week. Some come from real humans. They thank me for the article I wrote or […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Child Porn Perp. Friday I walked down a 69-year-old man outside the Federal Court House. I don’t know if he is the oldest walk down of my career, but it might have been the saddest. The story is bizarre to be sure. In 2008; Federal […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Government shut down. I’ve written about this too many times in this space. It’s really pissing me off. Are you pissed America? You should be. I’m pissed. I’m angry. I’d like to whack a congressional melon with a bipartisan ax handle. Instead of productivity we […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Lane Kiffin Fired at USC. Mediocrity hasn’t had this long a run since Randy on American Idol. So I am sitting in a sports bar late Saturday night and it’s embarrassing. On one of the screens in this half empty beer hall, my alma mater is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Filibuster: (N) – an action such as a prolonged speech that obstructs progress in a legislative assembly while not technically contravening the required procedures. Senator Ted Cruz’s Filibuster on Capitol Hill was a doozy! Senator Cruz delivers an all night speech against Obamacare as the big health […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Healthy French Fries. That’s an oxymoron like safe chain saw juggling. French Fries are as American as beer guts and beer nuts . Fries go with everything. Chili dogs and ham sandwiches. Filet Mignon and Caesar Salad. Pizza and Mac N Cheese and even spaghetti all go […]