You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Healthy French Fries.
That’s an oxymoron like safe chain saw juggling.
French Fries are as American as beer guts and beer nuts .
Fries go with everything.
Chili dogs and ham sandwiches. Filet Mignon and Caesar Salad.
Pizza and Mac N Cheese and even spaghetti all go nicely with fries.
If French Fries were a country, they would be Switzerland. Friend of all, tasty, with an excellent and discreet banking system.
I don’t even know what that means.
Fries is as Fries does – Forest Gump would say.
Tasty and salty and fatty and artery clogging.
That’s the very definition of a French Fry.
A Fry by its very nature is dripping with dilectible saturated imperfections.
According to published reports; Burger King will sell healthier fries with less fat and fewer calories.
Burger King calls its new creation Satis-fries.
How lame is that?
Are you satis-fried with your satis-fries sir?
Crinkle cut and old fashion and healthier.
It’s like a roller coaster with no hills. why bother.
If you want to lose weight, Burger King shouldn’t be your first move anyway.
If you want to trim the waist line, hit the gym. If you want a healthier life, smoke less crack.
Anything is a life improvement over eating calorie reduced French Fries.
That’s like drinking more near-beer to catch a buzz.
It makes no sense.
“Small changes create a big impact,” says Alex Macedo, president of Burger King North America. “This will grow, just like diet soda grew over time.”
Or like the exploding clown car at the circus, it could burst into flames and set the big top on fire.
Could go either way.
Calorie reduced fries.
Trying saying that out loud at a Chicago Bears game.
They’ll rip out your adams apple and dip it in boiling oil.
“It’s not realistic to ask people to replace french fries with carrots or celery sticks,” says Keri Gans, a registered dietitian hired by Burger King. “This is like meeting people halfway.”
Half Way doesn’t even matter at a Burger King, man.
If you can fit through the door at a Burger King, then God love ya. Half Way my ass. If you can waddle your big ass into a BK, then by God, go for it. Order a wheel barrow of lard and a diet coke to go.
But hold the freakin satis-fries.
I hope it fails.
Burger King will never have fries as good as McDonalds.
That’s the truth.
It’s the same reason that nobody likes pennies.
They are worthless and 25 cents weighs more than a buick in your pants pocket.
Again, I don’t know what the hell that means, but..
Hey BK. History is hard to over come.
A life time of crappy tasting fries isn’t going to get better simply because you remove some calories.