You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Twerking.
I just heard this term for the first time.
Excuse me? Twerking?
It’s like Jerking and Working combined.
But Working and Jerking what?
Your ass!
Yeah I said it. Your ass.
Twerking is an ass shaking thing.
You know how it looks when your washing machine is unbalanced and all the clothes are on one side of the basket during a spin cycle and the machine is quivering and rocking and trying to gyrate out of the wash closet?
That’s what Twerking is when your ass is angry and it is shouting at someone.
I’m so old that I just heard about this socially questionable phenomena.
I’m sitting with my son and his friends at dinner. The boys are slopping pizza into their faces and suddenly the word Twerking comes up.
“Huh?”
They look at me like I’m from a newly discovered solar system where Pluto is actually the 9th planet.
“Twerking. It’s a dance,” they say.
It sounds like a felony to me.
“It’s when you shake your butt real fast,” they say.
Shake your butt real fast? Is that prison talk.
They tell me it’s a stripper dance now made infamous by Miley Cyrus.
Apparently this mediocre singing talent got on MTV and started twerking.
Huh?
They show me a video of Miley Cyrus bent over, ass twerking like a pop singing baboon – shaking her booty.
So that’s twerking? I ask.
It looks like an ass having a seizure to me.
“There’s medicine for that,” you know.
The boys tell me that kids were twerking at their high school dance.
If we twerked in my day, we would have been suspended, I tell them.
They laugh.
Twerking?
But then again, when Chubby Checker invented the Twist, I wonder what our grandparents thought?
Probably thought is was a big twerky world is going to hell moment.
So like I’ve always said; If you got it Twerk It!
Life’s Crazy™