You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The One Way Driver. One way driver You know it’s crazy I’ll tell you it’s crazy Sometimes stories take a a life time to develop. Sometimes stories take one minute to become a moment that lasts forever. On a boy’s trip to Chicago recently, we had […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Wizenator. What’s the Wizenator you ask? A pocket fisherman for Wizards from Oz? Nope. A show tune app for Diana Ross fans? hardly. The Wizenator is a device that is one part condom, one part garden hose, one part trash bag. As I understand it, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Notre Dame Usher. They all have that look. They are older and clad in yellow, kind of like a lobster fisherman worn down by 4 decades of salt air and cheap rum. The Notre Dame ushers are all frowny faced fuss budgets who dislike moving […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Basement Frat House 5 people in one basement. It’s closed quarters like a submarine with shag carpets. Every smell, every snort, every chortle is a public exhibition. I have a hangover fueled by a day of tailgating debauchery. My head is throbbing like it’s hooked […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Speaking your mind even if nobody really cares what you have to say. Have you ever heard the phrase TOO MUCH INFORMATION. It’s known as TMI. Well TMI comes in all sizes and shapes. We all know people who enter our sphere of comfort and soil […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The addictive power of Oreos. A new study says the delicious cookie is as addictive as cocaine. Why is everything compared to cocaine? Shopaholics and cocaine? Exercise junkies and cocaine? Sex addicts and cocaine? Now it is Oreos being compared to cocaine I could have told […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ When Donkey’s Fly. I think the correct phrase is when Pigs Fly, but any barn yard animal will suffice. When cows fly. When zebras fly. When monkey fly into or out of your butt. That’s like an exclamation point! The idea is the same and the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The fire in my mouth. It’s burning like a million fire ants biting my esophagus. It’s like my tonsils are being assaulted by little ice picks and spiked boots worn by those little men who bring Coors Light Beers to thirsty people in coolers and bars. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Louisville. It’s a city better known for baseball bats and the birthplace of Muhammad Ali than thriving night life. It’s Saturday night, around the bewitching hour and I find myself in this Central Kentucky city. It’s clean and green and full of possibilities. But somehow there […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Predators Hockey. I’m seated directly behind the goal. The action is fast and furious. The air is chilled in the arena and the noise level high. The crowd seems to be sitting on its collective hands, and the enthusiasm is askew. But its loud and there […]