You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Kid’s perception of fiscal reality. I don’t think kids get it. Why should they? They’re kids. They wake up Christmas morning from the time they can sit up and see the wondrous delight that is ribbons and boxes and bows. It comes from Santa claus. It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A shots fired call at a school. It abrupt. It’s upsetting. It’s unsettling. It gets your attention like throwing a mason jar of blood through a stain glass window. It’s a Friday morning and suddenly the news room is buzzing. Either a phone call comes in, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ George Zimmerman. Can you say world class moron? This guy is dumber than rotting carp on a Santa Monica pier. News out of Florida Monday afternoon is Zimmerman has been arrested again. ARRESTED AGAIN! Deja Vu All Over Again. It’s a headline that is simply unnecessary. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The University of Southern California Trojans are relevant again! Those are the words uttered during the pandemonium at the end of the USC vs Stanford game. Saturday night is football night for college football. ABC puts on the best game, and on this night, the best […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Mayor of Toronto. He is a spectacle of grandiose proportions. In no particular order he is; 1. embarrassing. 2. stupid. 3. ignorant. 4. insensitive. 5. A crack head. 6. polarizing. 7. A joke. 8. Unhealthy. 9. A liar. 10. A bad Mayor. He admitted that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Bacon Deodorant. It’s like washing your face with ham or exfoliating with a lamb chop. Putting the equivalent of a pound of Oscar Mayer under your arm has to make you say “Damn that’s crazy.” Bacon Scented Speed Stick. Huh? Is this a Saturday Night Live […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Building Envy. Men measure it, treasure it, and sometimes pleasure it. Women have always known, Bigger is Better, right? When it comes to “Edifice complex” higher is hipper. This building bonanza is also controversial. Chicago versus New York City. The city of broad shoulders versus the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ PS4 the new prostate exam. Huh? I’m watching a football game Sunday. “We’ll be right back,” the announcer says. The games fades out and a high concept commercial fades in. Two characters are facing each other wearing Medieval Armor. The men begin singing. One man raises […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Elk Vandals. They are like cat burglars but with a lot less stealth. I am covering a story about domesticated elk that have escaped from their owner’s farm. For weeks they have been on the loose, doing what elk do. Foraging and humping and walking and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The power of prayer. The woman tells me that she had prayed that something good would happen. If any family needs a little divine intervention it is this family. The woman tells me that her husband lost his job essentially cutting their income in half. She […]