You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
The Mayor of Toronto.
He is a spectacle of grandiose proportions.
In no particular order he is;
1. embarrassing.
2. stupid.
3. ignorant.
4. insensitive.
5. A crack head.
6. polarizing.
7. A joke.
8. Unhealthy.
9. A liar.
10. A bad Mayor.
He admitted that he smoked crack. He said he was sorry he smoked crack.
Then Mayor McCrack thought you would all forgive and forget. Mayor McTweeker thought he could just go back to being the happy-go-lucky, farting fanatic, fat boy, wanna smoke some crack mayor he had always been.
But public opinion is rolling fat boy like a Thanksgiving pie.
Now Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is saying sorry again.
This time for a vulgar reference about oral sex.
Really McMoron? Can’t you just lay off the stupid for a while?
According to published reports, Ford said he had been under “tremendous, tremendous stress.” referring to graphic language that he allegedly used in denying a female staffer’s accusation that he sought to perform oral sex.
I’m not sure whether he was willing to give or receive and that is really beside the point.
This guy is a circus clown. He cleans elephant poop. He is the clown with no talent who pushes a broom after the Lipizzaner Stallions. He is the smiley faced idiot who lets the other clowns spray him in the face with seltzer.
They say any publicity is good publicity and Mayor McCrack Head and his brother are toking this up for all its worth.
The controversial mayor and his equally abrasive brother Doug, who’s also a member of the Toronto City Council, will begin broadcasting their own TV show on Canada’s Sun News Network.
The brothers call their show “Ford Nation” billing themselves as “Canada’s Ultimate Reality Show”
Bafoons!
Run these slobbering dunces out of Toronto on a rocket sled.
The citizens of Toronto should be embarrassed. These weasel humps are getting national attention for breaking the law, insulting upstanding city councilman and deflecting legitimate questions by asking hard working legislators if they smoked pot.
Really Ford Nation?
Pot vs Crack.
Don’t even go there. That’s like shooting a fence squirrel with a bazooka instead of a pea shooter.
The Fords will say anything which is why they have a talk show.
While outside his office Thursday, Mayor McGas-Bag responded to accusations of drinking and driving by telling reporters, “I’m sure none of you have never gotten behind the wheel after taking a drink.”
Well there you have it.
The old “I’m taking my ball and going home” defense.
“It makes me sick, I’ve had enough,” Ford said.
Well then quit fat boy.
You are a Canadian embarrassment.
Do us all a favor.
Scoop up some elephant poo and disappear into the dark recesses of your circus tent.
Life’s Crazy™