You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Shortening the time of a yellow light at an intersection. That’s like shortening the time you have to tuck yourself in and zip up your zipper. It’s crazy, it’s dangerous, and as far as the yellow lights go, it’s happening around this country. Some say it’s all in the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Writing a story under the influence of pain killers. Now that is crazy. For those who think my writing makes Walden’s Pond seem like cliff notes, turn away now. If my prolixity infuriates you, cyber porn is only a mouse click away. For those brave enough […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!The stupid stuff people do every day.You see stupid everywhere? At the grocery store, at the ball park, at the laundromat. How about the workplace? Is your co-worker’s biggest problem whether to put their right leg or left leg into their pants first?How about the open road? That […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A guy who is so gay, so proud that he is gay, that coming out of the closet isn’t enough of a declaration of being gay. He wants a celebration of his gayness for all to see at 70 mph. He wants you to know he’s gay […]
You know what’s crazy! I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Late-Night TV and the profound effect it has on a couple’s sex life. According to an Italian study: having a TV in your bedroom means you are probably getting 1/2 as much sex as the couple without the TV in their bedroom. Imagine that, Jay Leno’s chin putting a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Men. Women. The difference between the two. I found this on a men’s web site and it made me laugh. I let the author set the tone and then I chime in. AUTHOR: Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Critics of Avatar! It’s like going to the Louver and spitting on a Van Goh for having too many brush strokes. It’s like criticizing Ernest Hemingway for spending too much time writing about an old man fishing in a boat. It’s like bitching that your Ferrari […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Life. How tough life can be. How unpredictable life can be. How surprising life can be. How wonderful life can be. As I sit here on a Sunday writing this post, I wonder where my “Spring Forward” hour went? I woke up and looked at the clock […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy! cleansing your face with bird poop.This story is straight from theater of the absurd. Apparently a New Mexico spa is touting it’s bird poop facial. For just a small fee, you too can relax like a Japanese Samurai. Simply grab a glob of hot steamy Nightingale poop […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Lindsay Freakin Lohan is Crazy. She is suing E-Trade for 100 million dollars. What? Lindsay Lohan is a barf bag who use to look good in a bikini. She use to look good on the silver screen. Then she started drinking and inhaling blow up her […]