You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Getting arrested in Vegas. This is a city with an amazingly high tolerance for stupid.It’s easier to flunk kindergarten fingerpainting than it is to go to jail in Vegas. It’s easier for Edward Scissor Hands to birth a lion cub for Siegfried and Roy than it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Critics of Avatar! It’s like going to the Louver and spitting on a Van Goh for having too many brush strokes. It’s like criticizing Ernest Hemingway for spending too much time writing about an old man fishing in a boat. It’s like bitching that your Ferrari […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Lindsay Freakin Lohan is Crazy. She is suing E-Trade for 100 million dollars. What? Lindsay Lohan is a barf bag who use to look good in a bikini. She use to look good on the silver screen. Then she started drinking and inhaling blow up her […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The battle between Jay Leno in Prime Time and Conan O’Brien at the Tonight Show. It’s become like anchor roulette where Conan and Jay and Jimmy are comedic bullets, loaded into a broadcasting revolver and then put to the viewer’s temple. The network is like a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The lack of control being felt by one of the most controlling personalities on the planet. Tiger Woods isn’t just a man, he is an industry, reportedly worth a billion dollars. He is Nike. He is Cadillac. He is Gillette. A commercial aired where children stared […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The story that Tiger Woods is trying to cram down the world’s throat. None of it adds up. He just wants us to go away. Respect his privacy. Sorry, when you are worth a billion dollars and the most recognizable athlete on the planet, you don’t […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! The political correctness that permeates this country like stink in a subway. The latest chapter of whining and wasting my time comes from people afraid of upsetting Italian Americans. Here at That’s Crazy, we say FAH-GED-A-BOUD-IT! MTV wants to make a reality tv show called “Jersey […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The owner of an NFL football team flipping the “middle finger” to fans. That’s the story sweeping the NFL as Bud Adams, owner of the Tennessee Titans, gyrated in his luxury box at LP Field and flipped off everyone within a six mile radius. Men, Women, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The plummeting numbers for the Jay Leno show in Prime time. Talk about a prophylactic with a screen door? Executives at ABC, CBS, FOX are all doing rating cartwheels. You see they were praying this mad science experiment would fail. That’s because 5 nights of live […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A boy in a run-a-way balloon sailing into certain doom. Like you, I watched this insanity unfold. Close up shots of a Mylar balloon dipping and dancing on the peregrine wind currents of Colorado. The breathless announcers on CNN and FOX NEWS kept wondering if there […]