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Monthly Archive for: ‘January, 2010’

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Peeing on your plants to make your garden grow. Apparently our British Brothers across the pond have taken to urinating on their crops. Why?  For a number of reasons including increased crop production. I’ve heard of coffee as a natural fertilizer. I’ve heard human hair can […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A man arrested at a strip club for trying to see naked women? Huh? Isn’t this what strip clubs are for? According to Seattle Police; a 27 year old idiot was arrested for climbing into a ceiling area above the dancer’s dressing room. What is this […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! How stupid humans have become! DATELINE: LONDON SURVEY: 26% of British teenagers believe that bacon comes from sheep. Yum! Sheep-bacon? It also makes a fine sweater that tastes great with mint jelly. You know why a 1/4 of teenagers in England believe bacon comes from sheep? […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Judges in Switzerland are Crazy! Do they legislate yodeling to reduce avalanches? no.Do they mandate that beer wenches in shorts and suspenders be of a certain curvaceous caliber? Hardly.Do they regulate ski runs on the Matterhorn, outlawing Black Diamond runs? Not yet. So what’s so crazy […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Fear of flying in today’s America. George Orwell was right. He was just 25 years ahead of his time. Big Brother is not only watching, Big Brother is shoving his hand up our collective keesters, pulling out encrypted data bases of private information and I don’t […]

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You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Fight Club, for real! Tyler Durden: It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. In the film; Tyler Durden is a psychotic messiah-like figure immune to pain, leading an army of sycophants in search of revolution. As many of you remember: The […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Being unemployed when you have the biggest Johnson in the world. HUH? I wish I could make this up, but this story out of New York is so ludicrous you are going to have to read on. DATE LINE: Manhattan According to an HBO documentary from […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Power tools in the hands of the criminally insane! This next story is ludicrous, and features a woman who tries to kill her husband by sabotauging his saw. DATELINE: OLYMPIA, Wash.It’s here in the Pacific Northwest that Carolyn Paulsen-Riat is accused of attempted murder using a […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Canada’s second oldest magazine changing it’s name because of internet perverts! DATELINE: WINNIPEG, CANADA After 90 years, The Beaver is changing it’s name.  No not that beaver! The kind you can read while sitting on the toilet. Huh? THE BEAVER! is a respected magazine that began […]