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Monthly Archive for: ‘January, 2010’

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A heroin handbook for dummies. DATELINE: New York City. The greatest city in the world! Only in the city that never sleeps, the city that’s A-number-one, the top-of-the-heap, would you find a glossy brochure that literally shows you how to inject drugs and even care for […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Learning after four decades of imbibing that beer is good for you. Thank the lord and pass the nuts. Benjamin Franklin said it best: “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” You said it Benny Boy. You said it! […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A man who has now been divorced 11 times. 11 times! The goal for most of us is Zero times. How do you get divorced 11 times? It is unfathomable. Who gets married 11 times only to get divorced 11 times? It’s not a roller coaster […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The restrictions that airline passengers are having to deal with now-a-days. The Christmas-day underwear terrorism incident has put the bad taste of September 11th anxiety back in our mouths. Because one nut job tries to blow up one plane out of millions of planes that have […]

You Know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Another year has come and gone. It’s like walking through a revolving door at a fancy hotel. You begin in 2009, in the driveway of the hotel. The wind is cold and the elements raw. You make your way to the portal of glass and begin […]