Just open up your wallets and dump your benjamins in the sewer! What a waste.
Color photos, easy to follow diagrams, instructions even a junkie could follow. How heroin chic, NYC! Way to set the tone.
While some health officials are applauding efforts to save lives, some in the DEA are horrified, calling it a “step-by-step instruction on how to inject poison.”
I know what that means, and it made me wince. Poor tax payers in the greatest city in the world. Tax the junkies! Make them pay a needle tax or something.
The city’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene printed about 70,000 copies of the handout. A health official says the goal is to promote health and save lives.
Attention citizens of Big Apple Island; you want to save junkie lives? how bout stop the flow of smack into the city? Throw Junkies breaking the law into the gray bar hotel! How bout seizing needles so junkies have to inject dirt with a straw from McDonalds? What if they do inject dirty heroin with dirty needles. Can you say so what?
Assistant Commissioner Daliah Heller says instructions on how to perform injections were included because there is “a less harmful way to inject.”
How about a manual for shop lifting?
- wear lose clothing with strong elastic that will hold a small turkey
- wear a large hat to disguise your face from surveillance cameras
- wear athletic shoes for quick get-a-ways.
- Bring an over sized screw driver to jimmy steering column
- steal an older model sedan that easily disappears into the urban landscape
- obey traffic laws, so as not to attract police attention.
How about urinating in public?
- find a dark or secluded space
- place feet shoulder width apart
- don’t catch your manhood in your zipper
I don’t mind helping the miscreants of life, but to spend taxpayer money to enable them to commit crimes? That’s Crazy! I’m pretty sure that new heroin users can learn their trade from old heroin users. Give a car thief a screw driver and let him test his powers of ingenuity. Urinating, well anyone can figure out what to do when nature calls.
I say spend the tax payers money on something crazy like text books and police vests and recycling programs that are user friendly.
Quite honestly, I’m more interested in helping kids read than helping junkies get high.
Just color me Crazy!