You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
Juggling chain saws in an alligator pit is less stressful.
The man told the court that he gets divorced about every two years. That’s more regular than El Nino. That’s about how often some married men who wish they had one divorce get laid.
“It turns out that the popular divorcee courts his wives in a persuasive and sensitive way. But after a short time on both sides they get annoyed with each other and after the courting, fights begin,” according to the Rabbinical Court Administration.
Despite his divorces, the man told the court he never has problems finding women.
“I send out a hook in all directions, and the fish come on their own,” he said.
Appropriate quote since the man is a slippery eel and the women he marries stupider than dock chum.
and that is crazy