You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Worrying about what we call the next decade. Honestly, I don’t care what you call 2010 as long as 2009 gets the hell out. What a diabolical year 2009 was. Layoffs and market crashes and bailouts and instability. Adios 2009. Hello 2010. Now the next irrelevant […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A village wide bacchanalia where simultaneous inebriation oozes like so much human belly lint. DATELINE: Papua New Guinea In mid-December, a beer truck runs off the narrow road. The truck is carrying 4,000 cartons of beer worth $150,000 dollars. Now normally a beer truck accident requires […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Hot lovin! We all want some hot lovin right? But not if sperm burns! HUH? What kind of craziness are you spewing forth professor? Apparently a new bride discovered that she’s allergic to her husband’s semen. They only found this out when they stopped having protected […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Christmas morning is crazy. What’s crazy is how the more you change, the more Christmas morning feelings remain fundamentally the same. When I was five, I remember coming down the stairs and being over whelmed by the warm, intoxicating glow of the tree. Lights blinking and […]
Taking Christmas off. So be merry and be nice or I’ll come down your chimney and kick your ass. Love Crazy Claus!
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! When the two Titans of the Christmas season square off in a Wild West show down of death. That’s right, Jesus V Santa Claus. A no holds barred steel cage match of love and Christmas cheer. It’s the North Pole version of; 2 men enter; one […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Billion dollar cavemen! That’s crazy. This unbelievable rags to riches story comes from Budapest, Hungary. That’s where two cave-dwelling brothers lived long enough to get lucky. I’m not talking finding 20 dollars in your jeans pocket, lucky. I’m not even talking about getting all six numbers […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! One Centenarian killing another. DATELINE: NEW BEDFORD, Mass. Here’s a horrible story for you. A 98-year-old woman is charged with strangling a 100-year-old woman. YIKES! That’s 198 years of old people killing each other. What happened you ask? What are the grisly details of old lady […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Taking Green to the extreme! Conserving gas is one thing; conserving sexual energy, quite another. DATELINE: DUBLIN (AFP) World leaders in Copenhagen have been rattling on for days about saving the planet and cutting green house gasses. OK, I get it, but when does it all […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy. How many damn words I’ve typed since I started this blog in Mid June. I don’t know how many words, and I’m sure you don’t want to know either. I just noticed that I have written 133 stories. I’m averaging 21 stories a month, which is […]