You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Youth sports are crazy. Soccer! Baseball! Football! Swimming! Now-a-days, it doesn’t matter. Basketball! Archery! Track & Field! It’s all the same. It’s like a regimented boot camp with whistle blowing drill sergeants. It’s practices and scrimmages and hours and hours of dedicated time. It’s a brave […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Winning millions of dollars in the state lottery, then leaving your uptight wife high and dry. It’s the American dream! No, not leaving your wife high and dry, but Winning the lottery! DATELINE: MIRAMAR, Fla. It all starts in June 2007. That’s when a wild ass […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Life is crazy. As I like to say, you need to kick it in the teeth. And now is the time of year when you really need to wind up and let loose. The holidays are a time when life boils down to the basic elements. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Pat the Patriot getting busted for prostitution. DATELINE: PROVIDENCE—Rhode Island Recently, State Police arrest 14 people for prostitution-related crimes. One of the men spends NFL Sundays wearing the costume of the New England Patriots. His name; Robert Sormanti. He’s 47-years-old. The Warwick man is one of […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy! FACEBOOK is crazy! It’s crazy on so many levels I’m not sure where to start. It’s like standing on a ladder wearing a kilt and nothing else, bending over and bearing your soul for the universe to see. That might be good. But it probably is […]
You Know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. An ice berg as big as New York City and a couple of extra boroughs is drifting toward Australia. This sounds like a B movie doesn’t it? Title: The ice berg that inhaled “down under.” Here’s the pitch: Man has finally set off the ticking time […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A 10 year old licks an icy pole and his tongue sticks to the metal. That sucks! And it is one of the stupidest things I have heard. It’s right up there with: 1) I wonder if that burner plate is hot? OUCH!2) I wonder what […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The notion that Danica Patrick is going to be competitive on the NASCAR circuit. In case you hadn’t heard; the most curvaceous Indy Driver this side of Michael Andretti has just signed with JR Motorsports. She will start in the second-tier Nationwide Series, which is like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! How cool an act of kindness can make you feel. DATELINE: FORT WORTH, TEXAS It’s midnight and emotions are running full tilt in this swanky texas town. The Texas Longhorns have just beaten the Nebraska Cornhuskers on a last second field goal to win the Big […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Accidentally using the wrong restroom in a public place. It was like a scene out of a bad I love Lucy episode and it happened to me. DATELINE: FORT WORTH, TEXAS I went to the Big 12 Championship game Saturday Night. Afterwards, the obligatory adult beverages. […]