Billion dollar cavemen! That’s crazy.
This unbelievable rags to riches story comes from Budapest, Hungary. That’s where two cave-dwelling brothers lived long enough to get lucky. I’m not talking finding 20 dollars in your jeans pocket, lucky. I’m not even talking about getting all six numbers on the POWERBALL, lucky. I’m talking about the kind of lucky that only happens in fairy tales and the Old Testament. I’m talking about the sky opening up and dollars raining into their bank account, lucky.
They felt fortunate when the rain didn’t blow in the cave entrance. It was a restful night when coyotes didn’t try and hump their legs. A warm night was 5 flannel shirts and a musty comforter stolen off a clothesline.
The conversation with attorney’s went a little something like this.
“This is fat cat lawyer LLC. We’re looking for the Peladi brothers.”
“You mean Zsold and Gez? We call them the goat brothers. They live in cave at top of landfill.”
“Landfill? Cave? Well, if you could let them know their Grandmother died and she left them a significant inheritance.”
“OK, we tell them. They come down to town square to collect tin cans and blow up dolls on Mondays. We tell them to call you then. Bye Bye.”
The brothers are remarkably calm after going from dumpster divers, to wealth that rivals Sam Walton.
According to published reports; “We knew our mother came from a wealthy family but she was a difficult person and severed ties with us, and then later abandoned us and we lost touch with her and our father until she eventually died,” said Geza, 43.
Geza added: “If this all works out it will certainly make up for the life we have had until now – all we really had was each other – no women would ook at us living in a cave. “
Hey Geza, let me give you a little heads up; your days of eating dirt burgers are over. 6 Billion dollars will keep you knee deep in hotties, bathing in Cristal Champagne, and flossing your teeth with fillet Mignon.
From this moment on Cave men, you will live a life only Tiger Woods and the Geico Cavemen know. You will have people who handle your affairs, and make sure you don’t wipe your face twice with the same linen. A full time concierge will plan your day and schedule your events. You will be treated like Mufasa in the Lion King. Your cabana at the Vegas Four Seasons will be overflowing with topless swim suit models and stacked with pineapples stuffed with gold.
And to top it off, your Cave dweller to Playboy success story is a global hit. According to published reports, Zsolt and Gez have been offered more cash by TV stations around the world to tell their rags to riches story.
“It’s an old saying that money breeds money, but I never knew how true it was. We haven’t even had the inheritance yet and already people are lining up to give us more. So many people are being so nice to me everywhere I go,” one of the brothers said.
Not as nice as the cave jackals snarling at the cave door, but pretty damn close.
and that my friends is crazy!