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sponge bob square pants

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? The mental retardation that is Sponge Bob Square Pants. After all, he does live in a pineapple under the sea. SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS Is it harmless? Or is it the end of civilization as we know it. Amazingly, someone wasted someone elses money to study […]

Timid Tiger

you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tiger Woods. The best player of this generation looks like a hack on a municipal course. The former number one player in the world is beheading gophers, ripping bark, scattering blue jays. I’m watching this one time Golf machine blast tee shots into the pines. I […]

crowded theater

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Going to the movies. It’s a rainy Saturday. The clouds are dark and moisture is heavy in the air. Playing outside is not an option, FACEBOOK is a bore and TV has become visual wall paper. How do you know when you are wasting your time watching […]

Schwarzenegger’s Love child

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child and the media circus it has spawned. It’s like a cyclone of insatiable curiosity. Cameras and scribes and producers screaming into ear pieces “Get me an exclusive with the mother!” It’s crazy that the Governor could sire an out of wedlock love child a […]

Charles Barkley

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Charles Barkley is crazy. I’m watching all these guys at the final four and they are all talking and I don’t hear any of them. Blah blah blah UCONN. Blah blah blah Butler. It’s percentages from the three point line and points in the paint and […]

court coture

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ What passes for Saturday morning news. Are they broadcasting to children waiting for cartoons to come on? Are they targeting an audience of farmers preparing to throw grain to the chickens? Are the weekend newsrooms run by children who think the hem line of the soon […]

Charlie Crack Head Sheen

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ C H A R L I E * S H E E N Charlie Sheen is either the craziest man in Hollywood or the best P.R. man on planet Earth. After his highly watched, eagerly anticipated interview, it’s hard to know whether to root for him […]

The Grammys present: Bob what he say Dylan

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Bob Dylan on the Grammy’s. That was crazy, excruciatingly crazy. In a show that saw Lady Ga Ga enter in an egg, Justin Bieber pull his collar up like he was cool, and Will.I.am look robotic in a suit accentuated with tin foil, Bob Dylan looked […]

The Hangover

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The hangover. Not the one in Vegas with chickens and Chinese Mafia. Not the one with Mike Tyson, a missing tiger, and a lost tooth. No I’m talking the real hangover. I’m talking about the sand storm inside your head that blows the paint off your cerebellum […]

charlie sheen

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Charlie Sheen is freaking Crazy! He is the classic case of nothing exceeds like excess. He’s a human trash heap, an 18th Century pirate ship lost on a sea of inebriation. From the outside looking in, it appears that Charlie Sheen has it all. He is young […]