You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Having compressed air blown up your butt. This sounds like a rejected story line for an episode of the Simpsons. You know the episode where Homer inflates like a GoodYear Blimp and floats over Springfield dropping F bombs on the local school kids.Yeah it sounds like a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ All of the end of the world predictions. History is loaded with dates of the apocalpyse. It’s like a traveling salesman’s lie about snake oil being sold only on Friday the 13th. So far dates come and dates go. What a waste of time. Instead of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How different parts of the country mark the spring. In California, Spring becomes official when at least 3 women have come forward claiming to have the love child of the former Governor. In Missouri, you know it’s May when a demonic -end of the world -tornado […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A tattoo jeopardizing the release of a movie. And not just any tattoo – a Mike Tyson tribal facial tattoo. It sounds like epidermal hodge podgery, but it’s really the latest legal maneuver emerging as Hangover II is about to hit theaters nationwide. The issue? One […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cicadas. If you live in Middle Tennessee right now you know what I’m talking about. You hear them in your sleep. You hear them in your wake. You open your mouth to yawn and a prehistoric flying snot ball errantly flies into your throat. DISGUSTING. What […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy Accusations of doping. First it was Mark McGwire and his bulging biceps. Then it was Barry Bonds and his bulging head. Then it was Roger Clemons and his bulging tongue. Now it’s Lance Armstrong whose neck is stretched out on the Peformance Enhancing chopping block. After […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Going to bed on a full stomach. I made the mistake of eating a huge pulled pork sandwich late last night. It was piled high like shredded cardboard headed to the recycling plant. It seemed to be seared to culinary perfection. It smelled like squealing delight. I smothered […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child and the media circus it has spawned. It’s like a cyclone of insatiable curiosity. Cameras and scribes and producers screaming into ear pieces “Get me an exclusive with the mother!” It’s crazy that the Governor could sire an out of wedlock love child a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How something sensible in America can mean something completely insane in another country. KFC When American fast food giant Kentucky Fried Chicken opened their first restaurant in Beijing in 1987, they accidentally translated KFC’s famous slogan, “Finger-lickin’ good” to “We’ll Eat Your Fingers Off!” in Chinese. CoorsU.S. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The things men do to impress women. Historically we open doors for them, and lay our coats down in puddles for them, and act all big and bad to protect them. Some women are impressed by money. Bling Bling. How bout a platinum card, A diamond ring, […]