You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Flooding one zip code to save another. This weekend the Army Corps of Engineers began slowly opening spill gates to reduce the water along the Mighty Mississippi. It’s a controversial decision that will ultimately destroy lives and property so that other lives and property can be save. It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Osama Bin Laden watching porn. I know he has a couple of wives and a sexy ass beard and a turban that says “I am all that with a bag of chips” but come on. The idea of a skeletor faced, meglo-maniac crouched in front of a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™Getting primordial on some animal.According to the Wall Street Journal, US hunters are catching on to a backward movement, favoring crude weapons made with ancient methods.We’re talking rocks and clubs and spears and prehistoric modes of death.Translation: Shooting a grazing deer with a high powered, GPS assisted, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Google. If FACEBOOK is the devil, then Google is the dark shadow that lurks in the cyber shadows. Google as you know is a search engine, that’s also a mapping tool, and a news agency and an email site. Some say it is too powerful. The […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Selling the Death of Osama Bin Laden. While some of you were huddling against your flat screens absorbing every morsel of news, while some of you were in the streets chanting USA, others were doing what Americans always do when a moment of opportunity arises. Moments […]
You know your crazy when…™ You leave the toilet seat up hoping the dog will clean the bowl. You are amused by a picture of a racoon with its head caught in a mason jar. A woman is arrested for driving while shaving her pubic area and you question how this is not a good time […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Growing a beard for a cause. S.F.Giant relief pitcher Brian Wilson grew a nasty tiki hut of a beard and stained it with black shoe polish. Why, as a sign of crazy. As a visual, visceral rallying cry that said we will win the World Series. Hockey players […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Osama Bin Laden thinking he is going to be enjoying the company of virgins for all his dastardly deeds here on the 3rd rock form the sun. Get real O. Sunday May 1st, a lean, mean killing machine drilled him a new eye socket, Osama went […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Saying “That’s what she said” after everything you say. Hey Joey I want a salami “Yeah that’s what she said.” Yo Billy that ice cream tastes good. “Yeah that’s what she said.” Yo Bobby give me another shot of the good stuff “yeah that’s what she […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ OSAMA BIN LADEN. The rat bastard is DEAD! The slimy scum bag – mastermind of death – had his head ventilated by a Navy Seal with an itchy trigger finger. Long live an air conditioned cerebellum. In some ways its too bad he’s dead. I’d have […]