You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
The rat bastard is DEAD!
The slimy scum bag – mastermind of death – had his head ventilated by a Navy Seal with an itchy trigger finger. Long live an air conditioned cerebellum.
In some ways its too bad he’s dead. I’d have liked to see him alive, paraded around in a thong of justice. I’d like to let every family of 911 spit on his skinny ass. Let every momma missing a child and every wife with an empty place setting get a crack at this craggedy faced demon.
Sorry your dead O, but then again, I’m kind of glad you’re dead.
Apparently there was a fire fight in his Pakistan mansion. Aapparently he held a woman in front of him as a human shield.
Way to go O. Is that how the leader of Al Queda handles his business.
That’s weak.
Personally, I’d have held off for the 20 million dollar reward, but the seal with the itchy trigger finger splattered his turban with a kill shot for the ages.
And as word spread across the nation, a collective and joyous song emerged.
A song so familiar, we can all sing it in our sleep, unless of course we are Roseanne Barr or Christine Aguiellara.
“Oh say you can see, by the dawn’s early light.”
It was a delightful chorus of O…
Speaking of O, as in Osama.
Hey O – where’d all those virgins go?
Hey O – how you like that fire beard?
Hey O – hope that pitch fork ain’t chapping your ass-O
This is a good day for America, Obama said.
He’s right. This is a good day for America. It doesn’t matter if you are Democrat or Republican or white or black or young or old, this is a day to celebrate.
If you remember where you were when those towers came down, then you have the right to sing O…..
I loved how the social media caught up to the fans at the Phillies-Mets game. One chant of USA led to two chants of USA then to 2000 then to 20,000 then the entire stadium, holding up their iphones and screaming USA, USA, USA.
The players had no idea what was going on. They thought they had entered the Olympic Luge competition. It was powerful. It was awesome.
“Justice has been served,” Obama says.
He is right. This isn’t a feather in his cap. This is a toast for anyone who loves freedom. He called W and told Bush mission accomplished. W said thank you. it was a victory for everyone.
Some have said; it’s a bit hard to watch people celebrate an assassination. I say when it’s the death of O feel free to shout; USA USA. USA.
I watched as word spread at West Point Military Academy and exultation turned into songs of O…
I loved the celebrations at Ground Zero. I loved tearful New York Fire Fighters remembering their comrades. I loved listening to construction workers shout USA USA.
It was great.
And for those afraid of Middle Eastern retaliation. Bring it. Bring it on. We’re America. We’re galvanized – We are strong. We are proud and We are united.
We can’t make anyone over there happy regardless of what we do or how many of our guys die or how many billions we give them, so I say just say don’t worry about it.
If we need to cross your country’s border to kick your ass or kill your dictator, then strap em on son, because we are the United States of America and we’re about to pay you a visit.
I’m tired of being scared. I’m tired of watching you chant and burn our flag and protest in your dirt street. It’s time for you to be scared of us, and for you to watch us chant from the front gates of the White House to the Upper Deck of Vet.
So here’s to O
May your ass rot in hell you sorry son of a bitch.
And that is crazy!™