You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Oscar Red Carpet show. The stars. The Hoopla. The overwhelming gag reflex when someone asks; “Who are you wearing?” I’m watching the Pre-Oscars from Los Angeles and it’s sort of an excessive excess. It is chocolate sprinkles on chocolate pudding with a dash of chocolate […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How freaking cool George Clooney is. He is James Bond. He is Clint Eastwood. He is Elvis freaking Presley. Tonight I am watching the American. George is a hit man in Italy. He is silver haired distinguished and dark eyed cool. He is handsome with a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Jeremy Lin Phenomenon. Is it media hype? Is it a rags to riches drama? Is it a fish out of water story. Perhaps all of the above. So the question for the uninitiated is: Who is Jeremy Lin? Well he is a “LIN-dividual” who some […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Whitney Houston funeral. I’m watching morning news and it is a wall to wall news-gasm of the Whitney Houston Funeral. Anchors are seated on portable sets outside the church. The ceremony is being promoted like the Super Bowl. I half way expect a segment on what […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ All the time spent investigating sports stars whose careers are over. Barry Bonds. Mark McGwire. Lance Armstrong. What a waste of time? Have we run out of things to do in this life? Did I miss something? Did we find a cure for cancer and nobody […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Super Bowl Commercials, unveiled before the Superbowl. It’s like eating the cake before the dinner. It’s like smoking a cigarette before the sex. It’s like exhaling and then diving into the deep end. The game between the Giants and the Patriots is the featured attraction. But […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Lee Corso saying “F*** It” on live TV. He could have said “Oh Fudge” or “The heck with it.” Instead he dropped the F bomb heard around the world wide web. It all starts on ESPN Gameday, college football’s Bloody Mary of Saturday morning. It’s 2 hours […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Country Music Awards, AKA the CMA’s. To some it’s the honky tonk holy grail. To others it’s just another awards show. Like slide guitar gumballs in a machine, after a while they all look and sound the same. There’s the AMA’s and the MTV video […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Kim Kardashian. 2 words that give weddings a bad name. Kim Kardashian is to weddings what toasters are to bathtubs. How can you trust this bag of flesh? What would I pay to see? How bout a bunch of Irish goons using her perfume for urinal […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Mad Max. And boy is Max Mad. He won’t say he’s sorry because he isn’t sorry. What’s he not sorry about? He’s not sorry about how he danced on Dancing with the Stars. The whole thing’s as masculine as a pink thong, but apparently Max or […]