You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. JET MAN IS CRAZY. It’s truly one of the coolest videos I have seen in a long long time. Flying like a bat out of hell on rocket fuel. This guy looks like Super Dave Osborne with wings. He’s like a flying squirrel with rocket boosters. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Times Square. It was the night after Thanksgiving and the temperature was in the low 60’s. The yellow cab smells of incense and cheap air freshener. Our driver is named Ahmed. He is obviously frustrated by the thousand other vehicles crammed on the same small street. The […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Black Friday is crazy. I still don’t understand the concept. I mean how much am I am saving exactly? And what is my time worth? What is my REM cycle worth? What is my patience being tested worth? Is the one flat screen on sale at […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™Trying to buy a new car with bile soaked, vomit stained, Bulldog scented, scotch taped, soggy $100 bills.DATELINE: ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. Straight from the dog ate the homework file, I submit for your approval, Tooty the Lab-Chow-Bulldog who aparently has a taste for the Benjamins.According to dog […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™All the new words in the world.Words like TWEET and FIST BUMP and DOWNLOAD and FACEBOOK.As the Earth travels around the sun, year after year, the times change, and the words that describe them evolve. Thanks Meriam Webster for being the caretaker of the global lexicon. In my opinion, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Breaking into a man’s home and putting up his Christmas decorations.The burglar who does this is also the burglar who subscribes to Martha Stewart then gets high on the pipe.The bandit who does this thinks he is a good samaritan for giving you back a little bit of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Super Failure. Man this pisses me off. There was suppose to be a deal today by the super committee in charge of cutting our super debt. But apparently the super committee is a bunch of super losers, and no deal got done. What’s so damn hard […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Lee Corso saying “F*** It” on live TV. He could have said “Oh Fudge” or “The heck with it.” Instead he dropped the F bomb heard around the world wide web. It all starts on ESPN Gameday, college football’s Bloody Mary of Saturday morning. It’s 2 hours […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Having fun at your job. Taking something ordinary and making it extraordinary. There’s an old saying; find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Can you say that? Are you working for the weekend? Are you working for the paycheck? Or […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Jumping off the roof of a 9 story building -Driving a race car down the side of a cliff – Rocket sledding over Niagra Falls on a plank. That’s essentially what Garrett McNamara did recently when he surfed over the lip of a 90 foot wave. Cameras from […]