You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Trying to buy a new car with bile soaked, vomit stained, Bulldog scented, scotch taped, soggy $100 bills.
DATELINE: ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla.
Straight from the dog ate the homework file, I submit for your approval, Tooty the Lab-Chow-Bulldog who aparently has a taste for the Benjamins.
According to dog owner, Christy Lawrenson, their pup ate their cash, money that was suppose to help them buy a new car.
The Florida couple discovered the problem when the husband came home and found pieces of hundred dollar bills scattered about the apartment.
When a dog eats your cash, you have two options.
1. wait for him to digest the expensive meal and then chase him around with a plastic bag.
2. induce vomiting and get your money back before your pooches digestive enzymes can get a foothold on your cash.
The family chooses option 2.
According to published reports; after a dose of a peroxide mixture, Tooty threw up what he’d eaten.
I’m sure that was attractive. Nothing says a fun saturday night like making your dog barf and then sifting through partially digested Milk Bones and anal hair, to find bits and pieces of U.S. Legal Tender.
This couple must really want a new car, because they say they were able to salvage $900.
That’s astoundingly crazy. A dog chews, tears and swallows ten $100 bills and you are able to get 9 of the 10 bills back? Wow!
The Lawrensons said they could not find all of the serial numbers, though they did find a shoe, a set of car keys, and a tennis ball that had been missing for weeks.
“I didn’t really see that one coming and I guarantee we’ll keep money away from now on,” Lawrenson told a local TV station.
Good idea Mr. Lawrenson, good idea.
And that is crazy.