You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
The Super Failure.
Man this pisses me off.
There was suppose to be a deal today by the super committee in charge of cutting our super debt. But apparently the super committee is a bunch of super losers, and no deal got done.
What’s so damn hard people? This is your job. It’s what you are hired to do. It’s what Mr. and Mrs America do every day when they open their check books and balance them. They do without and make hard decisions.
No salami this week. Raman noodles for dinner again Suzy.
What the hell is so damn hard?
Just do it. Nike would just do it. So you should just do it too.
But you didn’t do it. The super committee, 12 esteemed members of Congress, hired to cut America’s debt by 1.2 trillion dollars have failed. No they didn’t just fail, they Epically failed. They failed publicly and harshly and landed on their faces for the world to see.
CNN and FOX called it Breaking News. It should have come as no surprise that they couldn’t get a damn thing done.
So now words like defeat and fail fill our Thanksgiving thoughts.
Because the super losers couldn’t do the only job assigned to them, markets around the globe dropped like a rock. The Dow was down 250 points Monday.
Some say it is the reason the system is broke. Democrats hate Republicans, Republicans despise Democrats. It’s a big pile of steamy hot gridlock in a city known for stagnation.
So the super losers, the super douches, the super idiots, did the only thing they were not suppose to do. They gave up. They gave up like a crack head using food stamps to buy Ripple gives up. They gave up like a trust fund baby asked to pull weeds gives up.
President Obama came to the briefing room and blamed Republicans who would not agree to tax the richest Americans. Republicans would only agree to some loopholes in the tax code.
It’s a piping hot mess. It’s like stepping in a big pile of dog poop and letting it squeeze through your toes.
So in a time when Congressional ratings are at an all time low, the super committee of Congressional losers failed.
Americans are livid. Americans are sickened. Americans are not surprised.
You congressional idiots need to remember you work for us, not for you.
Stop the political horseplay and get the job done. It’s our asses on the economic line.
ABC news Capitol Hill correspondent, John Carl said; “what this means is that the political system is unable to deal with the biggest problem facing the federal government, the runaway federal debt.
This super committee had taxing and spending powers to reduce the budget mess. And they couldn’t agree on anything.”
Now the fail safe kicks in and 1.2 million will be cut, but the cuts will not be judiciously or expertly executed which means the defense budget will get slashed dramatically possibly leaving the U.S. Military, in the words of one Defense official, a Paper Tiger.
Way to go super losers. You can’t balance our budget and you jeopardize my safety both home and abroad.
Epic Failure.
And that is crazy.