You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Kim Kardashian. 2 words that give weddings a bad name.
Kim Kardashian is to weddings what toasters are to bathtubs.
How can you trust this bag of flesh?
What would I pay to see? How bout a bunch of Irish goons using her perfume for urinal fragrance.
I’d love to use her new purse line to pick up Fido’s poop.
What would I say to this TV star with no talent. How bout Liar Liar huge pants on fire.
The question is – did she marry for money?
Ask the magic 8 ball: signs point to YES.
The world is pissed, Kimmy. People who live drone like existences, who watch you on TV, and read about you in US magazine, are pissed.
People who worship you, who think of you as a rainbow in their otherwise grey sky, now think you mugged them in a NYC alley.
And your lie has gone freaking viral.
People are turning on you. They are angry at you. Some would like to carve up that turkey sized ass of yours and serve it to the Salvation Army to feed the homeless.
That would be a more beneficial use of your feckless self than the global scam you perpetrated.
After 72 days, after marrying for better for worse, for sickness and health, the lie is exposed.
Say it ain’t so: Kim and Kris and all that means is circling the toilet.
Who the hell gets married for 9 weeks? Even by Hollywood standards, this is a premature separation. Warren Beatty had hairstyles that lasted longer.
I don’t give a damn about the Kardashians, but when it’s on every morning show, every entertainment tonight segment, it’s hard not to notice.
Hey America, feel cheated? How bout a class action suit against these losers.
Kimmy recently touched down in Australia to promote a new purse line, and she was ambushed and crushed by paparazzi ready to slit her wrists and suck her blood.
The shot of shots? A ring finger minus a gigantic wedding ring that was previously photographed as if it was named Kate and married to Prince William.
Kim went on the Kyle and Jackie O radio show and gave some half hearted belch of an excuse.
“I would never marry on tv for money,” she said. “That is ridiculous. I married for love, I want a family and babies and a real life so badly. Maybe I rushed into something too soon.”
Kardashian says she is embarrassed and got caught up
in the hoopla while videotaping the program.
“It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I hoped for.”
Her mom says she didn’t make a dime off her wedding.
The whole family is the center ring at the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus where the elephant stops to relieve itself.
The Kardashians are this generations Paul Newman and Robert Redford stealing millions in a little STING called reality tv show marriage.
And that is crazy.