You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Fleeing from the police.
Fleeing from the police, drunk.
Fleeing from the police, drunk, and driving naked.
Cops chase suspects all the time, but it’s seldom that the drivers are naked as a Jay Bird.
This driver was a Jay Bird with attitude.
Long time officers got a tasty treat recently when they stopped a vehicle on a Ohio interstate.
“Driver, get out of the car with your hands up,” they order.
What exits the vehicle next is a nice slice of naked Americana.
It’s a slender blonde woman wearing a thong and tennis shoes. Now where do you sign up for that driver’s ed course?
Kind of makes you wonder what she was doing when she got behind the wheel.
At what point are you driving 128 miles an hour with Ohio’s finest on your ass, blue lights in your rear view, and you are pretty much in your birthday suit? Was she just starting something kinky, when the cops intercepted her evening or was she just finishing something salacious when Johnny law lit her up?
We may never know, but the dash cam is priceless.
DATELINE: BAINBRIDGE, Ohio
That’s Erin Holdsworth in the back seat looking like a crazed hooker coming of a heroine high. According to cops, she lead law men on a chase with speeds reaching 128 mph.
The woman was finally stopped after lawmen threw down the spike strips.
That’s when the dash cam fun begins, showing a sexy driver, slowly, suggestively getting out of her car. It’s like a black and white strip tease as she unfurls, hands up, the spot lights blaring reflectively off her alabaster body.
Then she spreads her arms and wobbles toward the cruiser. This perp-ette is TOPLESS, and we ain’t talking convertible.
The fishnet wearing woman is reportedly hammered as she pitches a fit in the back seat of the cruiser screaming incoherently, smashing doors and windows.
The in car cam captures it all, but the local news affiliate blurs out all the good footage so it is suitable for the 6pm news.
I would imagine that boot leg copies of Holdsworth, spread eagle, cursing like a naked, tatooed sailor, will end up on the internet eventually.
That should be some training footage every man in blue is forced to watch.
Thanks Dash Cam stripper.
And that is crazy.