You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Christmas Day TV. It’s a whose who of what the hell are they airing? Christmas TV to the three major networks has all the creativity of a plastic NERF ball for granny. Don’t the suits realize millions of families have scratched and clawed their way to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The gift card. Merry Christmas here’s your gift card. Are they impersonal? Maybe. Do they say to the gift receiver I don’t care about you because I didn’t take that much time to actually buy you a whatever it is you might or might not like? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring not even a mouse. And that’s good because if there are mice here, then something is seriously wrong. The stockings are hung like Mexican mules, while visions of sugar plums ferment […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The purported, alleged, hinted at, much ballyhooed, suspected, rumored, stumbling, bumbling, rumbling projections of the end of the world! Whew. If you are in your concrete bunker reading this now… ha ha. Take a sip of water from your brand new canteen. Pop open the door […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Professional shoplifters. Scum bag rat bastards. These people are slimy like phloem. They are corrupt like congress. They are wrong like licking a wall socket. Shoplifting is a low level crime that attracts as much attention as a yest infection epidemic. and then there are the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ MNF It all comes down to Monday Night. Especially for fantasy football. In a nutshell, my entire season is on the line. I have no players left to play. I’m up by 11 points. I’m playing against Chris Johnson – running back – of the Tennessee […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 3-D My friend says to me, “I don’t know if it is worth the extra money.” I look at him and laugh. He is wearing his goofy 3D glasses and his Windsor knot scarf inside the theater. Oh it’s worth it Oliver Twist. It’s worth it. […]
You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An elementary school massacre. They say words can’t describe it. But words are all we have left. It starts in the blackness, in a hollow pit of despair. That’s where a 20 year old Adam Lanza lives. We know little about him, but we know all […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Rolling Stones. 50 years of rock and roll supremacy. If rock and roll was a superhero, the Rolling Stones would wear a cape. If iconic music could be celebrated for eternity, Gimme Shelter would be in a glass case in the Louvre. In the 60’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Big Mouth Mama Cass. I’m at restaurant watching Sunday afternoon football. My friend and I sit down next to a middle aged woman from Northern Illinois. She is average in every way. White. Middle aged. big hair. round face. dumpy frame. If she got up and shot […]