You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
The purported, alleged, hinted at, much ballyhooed, suspected, rumored, stumbling, bumbling, rumbling projections of the end of the world!
Whew.
If you are in your concrete bunker reading this now… ha ha.
Take a sip of water from your brand new canteen. Pop open the door to your super steel door. Let the sunshine in and inhale the future.
As Little Orphan Annie sings; “The sun came up tomorrow.”
And tomorrow is today.
Everyone on the planet was talking about the Mayan prediction for the end of the world.
and why not. How could the facts be any more convoluted than a 5000 year old calendar etched on a chunk of rock.
That’s like letting a homeless guy reaching into a dumpster plan the next space shuttle mission to Mars.
What could go wrong?
People were freaking out. People always freak out. Did you ever notice that people are freaks. NASA even said, “chillax” the ancient Mayans may have forgot to carry the decimal point on their computations.
According to the Mayans, time began August 11th 3114 B.C.
According to these ancient wizards who lived in stone huts and wipe their ass with papaya leaves, the calendar ends on the winter solstice, December 21st 2012.
Well what can be more authoritative than that? Why would you question that? Book my flight to the top of the Alps or to the bottom of the bunker or to the North Pole or wherever freaks went to ride out the celestial fire storm that was surely coming.
as one abc reporter called it “ancient prophecy meets modern anxiety.”
build a better mouse trap right? the sale of bunkers is gone crazy
$100,000 dollar bunkers and the guy was selling one a day in December. I guess they make great wine cellars in the post apocalyptic world.
The news showed Shamans heading to Mexico, and voo doo princesses lighting candles inside crystal skulls and French dudes in togas on top of a mountain.
What a freak fest.
and that is crazy.™