You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The hoax heard around the world. The Austrailan DJ’s who called the hospital pretending to be the queen have been pulled off the air and now they are whining, sniveling and sorry. I’m glad they’re sorry. They should be sorry. Their prank was foolish and it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ These damn Christmas commercials. I’m watching an Audi commercial for the 5th year running. It’s snow covered loveliness. The parents are trimming the tree. The music is festive. The son comes home for the holidays and parks in his parent’s snow covered driveway. “Mom? Dad? Guys? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Sexy Bowlers? It’s hard to believe, like the tooth fairy can get to every tooth under every pillow under every roof every night of the year. FADE IN Slow motion close up video of a bowling shoe nudging the line. A sensual shot of a polished […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Legalized Marijuana. How many people have gone to jail for a little reefer madness? Wars have been fought, empires over thrown, people murdered in cold blood to get a little plant to the people who want it. And now, it’s over. It’s prohibition ends all over […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Cops and video. I’ve been broadcasting since I was 16 years old. I was a sophomore in high school. I started as a DJ at KSPB Radio. “Rocking the Forest” as I remember. It was a 100 watt radio station. The transmitter was high on a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Fraternity Row at USC. It’s like Mardi Gras every day of the year. Many of my friends rushed a frat Freshman year. They joined because it meant acceptance, into a privileged society that viewed itself as better than everyone else. I met some of these Frat […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Royal Baby Bump. It’s the lead story on the Nightly News. A baby being born. A future king or queen. It’s a big deal. But is it that big a deal? I mean, it’s not like you are actually ruling the country. You are a figure […]
know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Waking up for a soccer game at 5:45 am. That’s EST. Because we are from the Central Standard Time zone, 5:45 am is actually 4:45 am which makes me even crazier! Waking up with the moon high in the sky is an exercise in stupidity. I am […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Winning half a billion dollars. That’s mind boggling. I understand 100 dollars. I can even conceptualize 10,000 dollars. A million dollars would take some thinking. But a BBBBBillion dollars? That’s like the part of your consciousness where you start falling off a building and then suddenly […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Losing it all at Christmas. A Maury County mother and her 3 year old son are forced to flee their burning trailer. The family got to safety, but their dog Lucy and three cats perished. I knew about the story Monday, and didn’t bring it up. […]