You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Winning half a billion dollars. That’s mind boggling. I understand 100 dollars. I can even conceptualize 10,000 dollars. A million dollars would take some thinking. But a BBBBBillion dollars? That’s like the part of your consciousness where you start falling off a building and then suddenly […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Losing it all at Christmas. A Maury County mother and her 3 year old son are forced to flee their burning trailer. The family got to safety, but their dog Lucy and three cats perished. I knew about the story Monday, and didn’t bring it up. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The passage of time. The sands of the hour glass are blowing faster than ever, wildly like an Arabian sand storm. My youngest son just turned 14. Happy Birthday little man. Now riddle me this Batman. 14 years? How the hell did that happen? When the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ That new tree smell. It’s like hanging that Christmas Tree deodorizer on your rear view mirror and driving with the top down. Only way more intense, way more festive. I was flip flopping about getting a tree. It’s only November 26th. Do I really want a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tootsies World Famous Orchid Lounge. This simple brick structure is 50 years old. It’s been a watering hole for the all time country greats. Back in the day you could stumble in and see Waylon and Willie drinking a beer. The walls are covered with record […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Black Friday Hype. It started at O-dark thirty as Americans acted like savages and crashed the security gates of any number of box stores. But Black Friday also includes the hyper drive of over sensationalized marketing gearing up for the game of the ages in Los […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™ Stupid Criminals. We’ve heard about crooks getting caught in chimney’s while breaking in and leaving their wallets at crime scenes, but this one is really really stupid. DATELINE: Massachusetts It’s here that a man reportedly counterfits 100 dollar bills. Now that’s not unusual, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An ABC report on seasonal food. It was disgusting. With titles like: Pumpkin pie potato chips and candy cane chocolate milk, I felt a wave of nausea sweep over me. And reporter Darren Revelle is the man bringing this ridiculous story to life. He’s a non […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™ A TV station gone dark. Friday is humming along like any Friday. My story about a woman who lost her husband to a hit and run driver is finished. It’s around 3pm. The story is scheduled to air in about 3 hours. The day is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Eating crow. Or in this case eating Bruin. In Friday’s edition of andycordan.com I went bezerk on UCLA. I lambasted the pansy Bruins for being weak and worthless. Well time to man up because my Cardinal and Gold was rusted and wrecked. The only thing the Trojans […]