You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. ™
Stupid Criminals.
We’ve heard about crooks getting caught in chimney’s while breaking in and leaving their wallets at crime scenes, but this one is really really stupid.
DATELINE: Massachusetts
It’s here that a man reportedly counterfits 100 dollar bills. Now that’s not unusual, but how he did it is.
If you are going to create 100 dollar bills, some thought must go into this, right?
I have never counterfitted money, but I’m thinking if you are going to create phony 100 dollar bills you would want them to look as real as possible.
I’d start with a real 100 dollar bill. I’d study it. I would look at the texture of the paper and study the security devices woven into the fabric of the bill.
I’m certain I would notice the huge ass picture of Ben Franklin staring at me from the center of the note.
Ben Franklin!
You know the guy who liked Kites and Electricity and whores.
Apparently this history was too much for one 29-year-old man who figured what’s the difference?
Police say Dana Leland was caught with fake $100 bills with Abraham Lincoln’s portrait on the front.
You know the guy who liked Kites and Electricity and whores.
Apparently this history was too much for one 29-year-old man who figured what’s the difference?
Police say Dana Leland was caught with fake $100 bills with Abraham Lincoln’s portrait on the front.
Abraham Lincoln? Are you serious. Honest Abe is on the $5 dollar bill, dude. Have you ever looked at a 5 dollar bill? Do you even know who Abe Lincoln is?
What was Leland thinking? Perhaps he is a fan of the Gettysburg Address? Perhaps he likes the beard and stove top hat look.
For whatever reason he created 100 dollar bills with the face of the man who freed the slaves.
It’s a nice gesture, but STUPID.
Leland is accused of using the bogus bills to pay for socks or other items under $25 at a Massachusetts Target store.
Leland is accused of using the bogus bills to pay for socks or other items under $25 at a Massachusetts Target store.
No word on whether he tried to make bond using the bogus Benjamins.
And that’s crazy.™