You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s cRaZy. Making it through college without dieing. We all have our war stories growing up as teens. We all have an episode that is a defining moment in our lives, where the concepts of reality and absurdity converge like warriors on an ancient battlefield. Everyone has that […]
ENSENADA I DATELINE: Ensenada, MEXICO This story begins in Ensenada, Mexico. It’s a coastal city about 100 miles south of the border, and about 40 years behind modern times. I’m with 2 of my best friends in the whole world; Joe and Schultz. Joe is a finance major at the University of S.D. He lives […]
You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s CrAzY! ™ A world so inter-connected that even underpants can now communicate with the World Wide Web. HUH? DATELINE: AUSTRALIA According to the (AFP) – whatever the hell AFP is, an Australian company is rolling out the world’s first electronic underpants. Yeah, it’s like an iphone for […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Women and sex-talk! That’s crazy! Now I am no expert. Not on sex or talk or women. So this is mostly just conjecture on my part, but I was reading about a PENN STATE STUDY that blows the myth of sex talk to hell and back. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Health Care in this country. While everyone has been debating the merits of Obama-Care, I’ve been pulling out my eye brow hairs over my own health care nightmare. I consider myself the back bone of this nation. When I look in the mirror I see Middle […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Getting stuck with the clean up costs at a murder scene. The bill alone is murder. DATELINE: QUEENS, NEW YORK BIOLOGY 101: The human body has a lot of fluid in it. Blood and excretory materials and well you name it. And when you die, it all […]
I started THAT’S CRAZY as a place to express ideas. Most of these are current event oriented and examples of why society is so CRAZY. My stories are usually adult oriented and full of off beat humor. But as I always say; writers write. I have shared samples of screen plays with you in the past. A lot […]
THE ELEPHANT’S COAT Once upon a time, there was a baby elephant named Regina. Regina had big floppy ears that could hear the wind’s whisper. She had a long ruffled trunk that trumpeted when she was happy. Regina lived with the other baby elephants in the forests of Tennessee. In the summer, Regina and the […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Stashing a body under a motel mattress. You know what’s crazier? Nobody even notices for weeks. Are You kidding Me? This story puts the Stank in Stink, baby. DATELINE MEMPHIS, Tenn.(figures right) Home of Graceland, the Blues, and now stanky flesh that ferments like fine wine […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! This guy with the tatoos and body piercings is crazy. He’s naked, he’s dancing like an Egyptian, he’s blowing in the breeze! Dallas Fire Rescue and Police worked together to ‘rescue’ a naked man who spent part of the afternoon dancing on a billboard. They call […]