You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
This guy with the tatoos and body piercings is crazy. He’s naked, he’s dancing like an Egyptian, he’s blowing in the breeze!
Dallas Fire Rescue and Police worked together to ‘rescue’ a naked man who spent part of the afternoon dancing on a billboard. They call it a rescue, I call it cheap entertainment. I call it an exercise in Crazy. I call it a chance to look at another man naked without anyone really questioning why you’re checking out his junk.
The guy was butt ass naked, his Johnson swinging in the cool breeze. Quite the site for drivers slowing to a crawl along John W. Carpenter Freeway.
You gotta love this mowhawk sporting looney tune. He is dancing on the billboard, forcing fire fighters to come and get him.
“Come and get it!,” coppers, I imagine him screaming at no one in particular.
“You want some of this? I don’t even know where this bad boy’s been?”
Question? how do you train for this? Where do you grab the naked tattooed guy? I guess you’re lucky if you get a shoulder or forearm. Sure hope he’s not slippery.
“This is a unique situation,” Dallas police Lt. Daniel Gallegos said. “He’s obviously not in his right state of mind.”
Police said they found syringes on the ground below the billboard and that the man appeared to be high on drugs.
Drugs? imagine that!
Officers cuffed the man, covered him with a blanket and transported him to Parkland Hospital for evaluation, officials said.
Gallegos said it was unlikely that the man would face any criminal charges. It makes you wonder why no charges? The guy ties up traffic for two hours. He dangles his testes in the face of every school bus and church van that passes by. He flaunts his insanity in the face our sobriety. I say throw the book at his stinky, heroin shooting ass. You want to dance with the devil, sometimes you gotta pay the band.
Put on some underpants and shut up.
And that is crazy!