You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
Stashing a body under a motel mattress. You know what’s crazier? Nobody even notices for weeks.
Are You kidding Me? This story puts the Stank in Stink, baby.
DATELINE MEMPHIS, Tenn.(figures right)
Home of Graceland, the Blues, and now stanky flesh that ferments like fine wine in a cheap ass motel.
As far as stories go, this one is ridiculous. A woman disappears, but nobody freaks out. Her family doesn’t raise red flags? Motel management doesn’t get their panties all in a twist? The whole thing is treated like some lost mail.
Authorities say the woman isn’t heard from for weeks. Still nobody seems too bothered.
“Hey Mildred what’s that stank comin from room 222?”
“It ain’t nothing Gertrude. Just a moldy carpet. Change the linens.”
Even though the woman’s room smelled like fermenting cheese, nobody thought to look under the mattress.
The woman has been missing since January. It’s now March.
I guess it is cold in January. The kind of cold that can keep a body from stinking too badly.
But springtime in Memphis can get hot, fast and that’s when the slight stank in room 222 became a disenchanting fog of death.
Someone called to report a foul odor at the Budget Inn, but still nobody immediately located the body.
What kind of police force is eating donuts in Memphis? Weeks of fermenting dead body is curling like cheesy fries under the mattress producing a burping stink so vile that cock roaches are turning up their noses and nobody can find the corpse under the mattress?
The stinky woman is named Sony Millbrook. She was 28. She was found decomposing like old Ramen Noodles. She was found under the mattress of the bed, which is described as being a metal box frame sitting on the floor.
How’d she get under the bed? Police are looking at the boyfriend, but so far he’s only wearing the label of person of interest.
Millbrook’s family members reported her missing on Jan. 27. They told hotel staff she was not in her room.
Someone must have noticed the heavy funk emminating from room 222. But in Memphis, funky smelling air can be mistaken for a Beale Street Saturday night so nobody took notice.
The crazy part of this story is the cleaning crew just kept cleaning the room and motel management kept renting the room and cleaning the room and renting the room.
Are you kidding me? A smell like the inside of a Rhinos ass permeating a small room with a stank so thick, so viscous, it takes the skin off a potato, and people keep renting out the room?
People slept on that mattress. People made love on that mattress.
How do you make love on a mattress with a decaying woman under it. Are you that horny you forget to ask yourself; “Hey what’s that funky odor?”
It’s unthinkable.
When she first disappeared, authorities interrogated Millbrook’s boyfriend, LaKeith Moody, and charged him with a gun violation.
Officials did not release Millbrook’s cause of death, but everyone involved says no matter how she died, she sure smelled bad.
and that is crazy!