You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A tattoo jeopardizing the release of a movie. And not just any tattoo – a Mike Tyson tribal facial tattoo. It sounds like epidermal hodge podgery, but it’s really the latest legal maneuver emerging as Hangover II is about to hit theaters nationwide. The issue? One […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cicadas. If you live in Middle Tennessee right now you know what I’m talking about. You hear them in your sleep. You hear them in your wake. You open your mouth to yawn and a prehistoric flying snot ball errantly flies into your throat. DISGUSTING. What […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy Accusations of doping. First it was Mark McGwire and his bulging biceps. Then it was Barry Bonds and his bulging head. Then it was Roger Clemons and his bulging tongue. Now it’s Lance Armstrong whose neck is stretched out on the Peformance Enhancing chopping block. After […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Going to bed on a full stomach. I made the mistake of eating a huge pulled pork sandwich late last night. It was piled high like shredded cardboard headed to the recycling plant. It seemed to be seared to culinary perfection. It smelled like squealing delight. I smothered […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child and the media circus it has spawned. It’s like a cyclone of insatiable curiosity. Cameras and scribes and producers screaming into ear pieces “Get me an exclusive with the mother!” It’s crazy that the Governor could sire an out of wedlock love child a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How something sensible in America can mean something completely insane in another country. KFC When American fast food giant Kentucky Fried Chicken opened their first restaurant in Beijing in 1987, they accidentally translated KFC’s famous slogan, “Finger-lickin’ good” to “We’ll Eat Your Fingers Off!” in Chinese. CoorsU.S. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The things men do to impress women. Historically we open doors for them, and lay our coats down in puddles for them, and act all big and bad to protect them. Some women are impressed by money. Bling Bling. How bout a platinum card, A diamond ring, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Flooding one zip code to save another. This weekend the Army Corps of Engineers began slowly opening spill gates to reduce the water along the Mighty Mississippi. It’s a controversial decision that will ultimately destroy lives and property so that other lives and property can be save. It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Osama Bin Laden watching porn. I know he has a couple of wives and a sexy ass beard and a turban that says “I am all that with a bag of chips” but come on. The idea of a skeletor faced, meglo-maniac crouched in front of a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™Getting primordial on some animal.According to the Wall Street Journal, US hunters are catching on to a backward movement, favoring crude weapons made with ancient methods.We’re talking rocks and clubs and spears and prehistoric modes of death.Translation: Shooting a grazing deer with a high powered, GPS assisted, […]