You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Work Place Bathroom. It’s a fermenting hell on Earth. There is an invisible force, so pungent, so noxious, the EPA should quarantine it. This smell is a viscous stew of foul decaying death. It is 5 parts skunk, 3 parts rotting chicken, one part raw […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The meteor crashing into Mother Russia. New estimates put the speed at 46,000 miles an hour! That’s faster than the meteoric rise and tumultuous fall of Brittany Spears. Wow. The video is insane. It is ferociously real, apocalyptic in its sudden ruthlessness. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Olympic sized Murder. Oscar Pistorias. You might not know the name, but you assuredly remember the image. Pistorias is the double legged amputee who strapped fiberglass blades to his legs and then ran like a kangaroo hopping from a brush fire. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The nightmare cruise from hell. It’s not the video you will see in the Carnival Cruise line promotional video. No dancing, no champagne fountains, no jet ski Island get-a-way. Nope, it’s day 7 and the proverbial poop has hit the poop deck. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tall people. I’m not tall. Do I wish I was? Sure. But would I rather be thin? You betcha. Would I rather be tall or have all my hair? Don’t even come at me with that nonsense. Anyone got a brush? I’m 5’9″ […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 10 Days. Robin Roberts returns. 10 Days. Roberts is the Good Morning America Anchor who got sick and has been off the show for months. She is a morning news star, an almost iconic figure. Roberts is comfortable interviewing presidents, dignitaries and sports figures. Her sickness […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Blizzard 2013 3 feet of snow. Trucks spinning tires. Snow blowers blasting dogs in the snout. Governors and mayors at podiums pleading with people to stay home. I love the women standing behind them, signing so emphatically. I see an army of snow plows and cars […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Americans. The new spy show on FX. It’s unique because it makes you root for a bunch of Communists, pretending to be Patriotic Americans living in the United States. That’s right. They are super secret double agents. They speak perfect English and live perfect America […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Naked Firefighting? Huh This is straight from the occupationally surreal. I’m litterally working a story where a woman claims she rushed out of her shower only to be greeted by four burly fire fighters. Can you imagine? Where’s the fire mam? Ah where are you clothes?, […]
