You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Nathan’s World famous Hot Dog eating contest. What a tradition. What a nauseating vomit inducing festival of disgust. competitors line up in Coney Island to the fan fare of a heavy weight title fight. There’s not doubt this is a spectacle. It’s a mustard slathered, mice […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A lap dancer without a lap. DATELINE: London She’s so good at what she does she reportedly earned $318,000 last year. Is she a lawyer? A TV anchor? A nuclear physicist? Nope. Is she an astronaut? A teacher? A Spanish TV sideline reporter? Not even close. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A bar stool of crazy! I’m watching game six of the NBA finals on one screen and Honduras V USA soccer on another. Suddenly a young woman with a dark complexion sits beside me. “This seat taken?” “It’s all you.” And so begins a trip down […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ FACEBOOK IS THE DEVIL. Hey FACEBOOK, guess what? You suck. Hey FACEBOOK, guess what? we’re pissed. We’ve been sharing secrets with our friends and you’ve been whoring us out to the highest bidder. How much is that black hoodie collection cost anyway? Edward Snowden was the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cursing. FU at work. Kiss my A** at the supermarket. Up yours to a neighbor. Man that feels good, doesn’t it? A new study says cursing is healthy. Am I skeptical? Castor oil was once considered good for you too. Remember George Carlin’s famous 7 words you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ The New McDonald’s Mascot. It looks like ass in a box. The fast food giant calls the little red square, Happy. It has polished teeth and big bubble eyes. The box looks hungry, devious, like it would put mirrors on its little sneakers and upskirt ya. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The 3 divisions of the modern American work place. According to someone smarter and richer than me, there are 3 categories of workers in every organization. The A group: Those who lead. Those who excel. Those who drive product forward and make people want to buy what […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Baseball 101. I’m at the Nashville Sounds game Saturday night. The Sounds are the triple A affiliate for the Milwaukee Brewers. The park is antiquated and tired like a motel mattress. It’s a one story edifice of expensive beers and iron gates. In the middle of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. teenage girls. There are three of them in this house right now. It’s like a cackling coop hair and estrogen. It’s an onslaught of high pitched run on sentences and generation X angst. I’m on the couch, my back to them in the kitchen. I am only […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Americans. The new spy show on FX. It’s unique because it makes you root for a bunch of Communists, pretending to be Patriotic Americans living in the United States. That’s right. They are super secret double agents. They speak perfect English and live perfect America […]