You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
A lap dancer without a lap.
DATELINE: London
She’s so good at what she does she reportedly earned $318,000 last year.
Is she a lawyer? A TV anchor? A nuclear physicist?
Nope.
Is she an astronaut? A teacher? A Spanish TV sideline reporter?
Not even close.
She’s a thong wearing, letting it all hang loose, exotic dancer.
You think she was paid under the table? Around the pole? In a purple lit back room?
The 27 year old babe worked at a well-known London strip club where she got men to part with their dollars faster than a tax payer funded bail out.
This dancer is the Cadillac of strippers and she gyrated herself a ludicrous living.
How ludicrous? THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND A YEAR LUDICROUS!
But that all ended when she was fired.
Super Stripper’s name; Nadine Quashie.
Babe-a-licious claims she was wrongly fired from Stringfellows club. Why? She apparently wanted to set her own prices while the club asked her to give some customers lap arrhythmia for free.
According to the Daily Mirror: an employment tribunal in London heard the 27-year-old’s case. It’s here that it was revealed that this bend over and smile beauty was making some serious bank; up to $2,000 dollars a night.
TWO THOUSAND A NIGHT for grinding on a pole and eye balling hard up guys in the front row.
Quashie told the pre-hearing review she was forced to provide free dances for customers “on the hour, every hour,” every time the Motley Crue song “Girls, Girls, Girls” was played.
So what girl! I give myself a free lap dance every time I hear Girls Girls Girls.
Get over yourself! You know what Q; can I call you Q? You’re pulling in 300 Large a year. How greedy you gonna get? The club employs you to dance. You are basically and independent operator with a defined skill set. Granted you do the heavy lifting, but the club promotes you girls, provides the ambiance and the security and provides a place for you to practice your salacious craft.
Every business comes with give and take and your give was way less intrusive than your take.
If the club operators say dance free, once in a while, Then DANCE FOR FREE ONCE IN A WHILE!
Some people are eating ALPO from a can tonight and you’re bitching about how you make your three hundred thousand. If you have a problem with dancing nude, then go get a job at Burger King.
While you call it working for free, business operators call it expanding their market share. It’s a form of customer service designed to grow the product Q.
Crack Dealers have been doing this for years. You give your product to the customer for free, then when they get hooked, you charge them maximum amounts creating tremendous economic stress for the customer and amazing financial growth for your business.
Crack and Strippers ain’t so different.
If you grind on a man for free for a few minutes, then stop like a VW Bug hitting a brick wall, there’s going to be collateral damage to his loins and instantaneous decision making.
Unless said guy is a unic, what do you think he’s going to do? He’s going to reach into his wallet and begin stuffing Benjamins in your G-String to keep up the friction.
Don’t think of this as a breach of your work place rights, think of this as a tried and true business practice that will entice the customer to spend and keep spending. If done right, he’ll stuff his rent money, his wedding ring, his kid’s college fund into your panties.
It’s a time tested economic principal of supply and demand.
You have the supply and he has the demand.
End of story. Don’t forget to tip your bartenders and strippers everyone.
Honestly, when a stripper with no discernible talents other than stripping, complains about how she makes 300-thousand dollars a year, it kind of pisses me off.
While you are shaking your groove thing to Madonna’s Like a Virgin, cops are laying it on the line for $37,500 a year.
You are making the kind of money that Harvard Grads only dream about and all you have to do is work a routine with a feather boa.
You think the cap twister at the Crest Factory wouldn’t give his left testicle to make 2,000 a day?
If you don’t like the club’s policy, then, leave. It’s their club.
Good luck making 300,000 dollars doing anything else.
I mean what is your skill set exactly.
You are voluptuous and your bosoms don’t sag when you dance to Motely Crue. Good for you. Your derriere is spectacular in a lemon lime thong and apparently men can’t help but make it rain money when you are in the room.
Try pulling in this kind of scratch at the downtown Burger King! See if special orders don’t upset you then?
In a statement issued outside the tribunal, she said she was dismissed in December 2008 for gross misconduct of which she was not guilty.
She launched her landmark legal case to blow the whistle on the alleged exploitation of topless dancers, she said.
EXPLOITATION OF TOPLESS DANCERS?
Isn’t that an oxymoron. What topless dancers are going to be able to pay the light bill without a lot of exploitation? It’s part of the job description.
Good luck Q.
My prediction; you’ll be stripping again within the month, just as soon as your first check bounces in that penthouse you own.
Now that’s crazy.