You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Everybody’s got a momma. A buddy told me that after a scum bag was killed. “Who could we even get to talk about him?” I ask. “Everybody’s got a momma,” he replied. It was brilliant in its simplicity. Even if a guy is human detriment, he’s got […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Twitter. Just as Twitter is reportedly losing some of its social luster, I am learning to like Twitter. I am starting to hash tag and ret-weet and direct message. I have 67 followers. I follow 3 times that many. I am very conscious about my followers. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Family Feud. It’s a game show I watched as a kid. Richard Dawson was the host then. Steve Harvey is the host now. Regardless of whom is hosting, the premise is simple. A studio audience of 100 is surveyed, and the most popular answers recorded. Two […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Amazing Spiderman. I liked the film. I didn’t love the film. In the end, it didn’t take me anywhere I didn’t expect to go. When you pay $30 dollars for 2 tickets you expect to mentally go some place without a suitcase. You want a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Day 3 of the draft. This isn’t the sexy day, but it’s the day where superbowls are won and lost. Day 1 is for the guys with diamond studs in their ears. Day 1 is for the guys who have Crystal champagne in their limos. Day […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Taping the NFL draft. “Nobody tell me anything, I’m taping it.” People look at me in the newsroom like I’m crazy or stupid or both. “I don’t wanna know how it ends!” I scream sticking my fingers in my ears. “AAAARRRGGGHHHH!” I hear a groan go […]
You know what’s crazy? I”ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jesus in your toast. The Virgin Mary on your moldy couch. Moses and his tablets burning a hole in the soap film on your bathroom mirror. According to a new study by Canadian and Chinese researchers, seeing faces is “normal” How Chinese and Canadian researchers working […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The tall cool country sheriff. I’ve known this southern law man since I came to Nashville. He is white-haired and chiseled like a corn field Adonis. He stands approximately 6’2″ tall, enhanced by polished Ostrich skin cowboy boots. He wears with his neatly pressed uniform with a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you crazy™ House Rules! Stay if you lose. Leave if you don’t. Vegas has a great business plan that’s predicated around the house cleaning out your wallet and not letting the air-conditioned door hitting you on the ass on your way out. So when the Hard Rock Casino banned […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A pimple faced pepper spraying puke with a tear in his eye. I have grilled a lot of jail house losers. Few of them cry. Most of them lie and act like the jail house douche bags they are. But this kid? Well this kid was […]