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The New McDonald’s Mascot.
It looks like ass in a box.
The fast food giant calls the little red square, Happy.
It has polished teeth and big bubble eyes.
The box looks hungry, devious, like it would put mirrors on its little sneakers and upskirt ya.
I call it ass in a box.
Was this designed on the short bus of advertising ignorance?
McDonald’s use to be 2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles on a sesame bun.
Now the Burger behemoth has lost its way.
Remember when you deserve a break today was McCool.
Now this new logo is McScary. It makes me want to drive through the drive through on my way to a Burger King, where having it your way does not include frightening small children with a happy meal that includes dentures.
Happy looks like the little illegitimate child of Kool Aid.
I can easily see Happy on the side of a milk carton wanted in most of the Southern United states for embezzlement.
I wouldn’t trust my children’s nutritional health to this thing.
Happy looks less like a place to hold french fries and more like a space alien conceived in a dirty petri dish on Neptune.
The new logo looks like a needle drop box for burger junkies.
If Happy could talk, what might he say? “Hey little boy, reach in my mouth and take a chance.”
“mommy the evil box stuck me with a hypodermic hello”
Welcome to McDonalds, would you like Ebola or hepatitis with your creepy critters.
The restaurant giant was hoping for some social media buzz.
The corporate fast food goliath got more than expected.
I saw this post on twitter: My son saw this and cried. And I don’t even have a son.
Wow. A guy doesn’t even have a son. That’s as profound as McDonalds is stupid.
There are signature moments in corporate branding. This is not one of them.
McDonalds is the company that brought you a purple throw rug and called it Grimace.
What the hell was a Grimace anyway? Was it a food product or just one of the Hamburglars henchman stealing burgers from the rich and regurgitating them for the poor.
A marketing concept conceived under the influence of LSD, I suspect.
Mcdonalds says the mascot will bring fun and excitement to kids.
Yeah right, fun and exciting like cold and flu season.
That’s simply McDiculous.
The box with teeth looks like Mr Potato head lost his battle with smooth edges.
The red box with the q-tip arms is like a Kleenex box with an esophagus.
Who designed this character? Oompa Loompas with a sugar disorder?
It’s so McFrightening, I can’t stop looking at it.
Happy, it looks like the dice that ate canary.
Look at that smiling bastard. Haven’t I seen that face on the front lawn of a crime scene telling the police he shot his wife thinking she was a prowler.
A friend of mine at the Farm Bureau Tweeted that Happy is marketing genius.
I think she meant to say its marketing egregious.
The logo is an etcha-sketch with molars, a Kleenex box where you blow your nose and put the soiled tissue back for someone else to taste.
There’s nothing about this logo that says McDonalds.
Everything about this logo says “kids buckle up, we’re going to the next fast food place.”
You know your logo sucks when the Jack in the Box perv would make a better baby sitter than McHappy.
Happy is smiling like he just gave you a rectal exam with his eye brows.
Unless this box vomits up a big mac, I don’t see the association with the golden arches.
So good luck McHappy Meal.
I wish you corporate success, you’re gonna need it.
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