You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hording Toilet Paper. As the pandemic became the new reality, and the stock market crashed and every thing with a pulse shut down, humans did what humans always do. They got weird and greedy and scared. Weird and Greedy and Scared is a really bad combination […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy?™ COVID 19 The world has gone mad. Rational behavior has been extirpated like a dirty surface sanitized with Clorox. COVID 19 has stripped us of normalcy, like a red hot poker shoved up our backsides. It burns but there is nothing we can do to ameliorate […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Corona-virus Paranoia. As of this writing, there are more than 2 dozen deaths across the USA. I’m sure more people will get sick. I’m sure more people will die. I’m as sure as this as I am sure that some poor bastard fall into a sausage […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 24 years in Nashville. February marks my 24th year at WKRN. Man how time flies when you’re having fun. I’ve spent the last 24 years in Music City at WKRN. I remember Nashville before cranes littered the skyline, twirling over buildings like steel ballerinas. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY It’s the greatest sporting day in all the world. I’m a NFL junkie. The Superbowl is my Christmas Morning. It’s the equivalent of climbing to the summit and breathing in the wonder that is the top of the world. When my first child was […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Shit Shoe. It happened as I was carrying an old television to the curb the other day. I was trudging forward, shuffling my feet on the dew soaked lawn. I had my right hand under the front of the old Digital TV, and my left […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS. Did you make one? It’s ultra chic to make one and then do a facebook live to tell all your friends about it. Is 2020 the year you make that change? Is this beginning of a vice free you? Less fat. Less Drunk. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Impeachment. I’m not a fan of impeaching a President. It’s like screaming F*** in a quiet church. It’s like fondling someone on the subway while they ask you to stop. It’s like spitting in someone’s face, then saying, “oh by the way, I have the Plague.” […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Collin Kaepernick is crazy. The embattled Quarterback, who fancies himself a modern day Muhammad Ali, held a tryout recently in Atlanta. The purpose of the tryout is somewhat enigmatic. On the surface, the idea was to show NFL scouts that Kaepernick still has the tools to play […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Purple Heart. This military award is the ultimate symbol of respect and sacrifice. It is given to soldiers who are killed or wounded in conflict. The majestic purple and bronze commendation is immediately recognizable. It conjures images of honor and bravery. When worn, or displayed, […]