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Time Off Turmoil

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! 9-5 Indentured Servitude. I am a time clock punching mule, plowing a field of information. I am an American worker. I toil over a hot stove of long hours and little appreciation. I work, therefore I am, to plagiarize the  philosophical God, René Descartes. I am […]

Valentine’s Day Massacre

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Valentines Day Massacre. February 14th 2018. It’s a warm and sunny day in Parkland Florida. Suddenly another school day is obliterated, becoming a war zone filled with body bags and bullets. It’s Valentines Day. It’s Ash Wednesday. It’s the end of days for many families. […]

SUPER BOWL LII

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy Superbowl Sunday. Before the super game comes a tidal wave of super talk, super predictions, super pontifications. Former players spew forth on everything from halftime show delays to pre game stretching. It’s 8am. ESPN is on and it’s wall to wall. It’s the type of coverage […]

In the Blink of an Eye

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy Falling 50 feet. I don’t know all the details. I don’t know how it happened exactly. I only know that life is moment by moment and sometimes all you can say is Thank God. My niece fell from a chair lift recently. I’m not sure how […]

Crumbs

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Crumbs! The Polarity in this country is disturbing. Whether it is immigration or the economy, this country is divided like a smile with a missing tooth. Tax Cuts is a perfect example of the canyon like divide that separates Americans. Democrats said that tax cuts would […]

Who Killed Boo Boo

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Who killed Boo Boo. We pull up to the trailer in the middle of nowhere. It’s less a trailer home, and more a mobile Gulf Stream, the kind of thing your grandparents might have driven to the Grand Canyon on vacation. It is silver like microwaved […]

The Scent of a 1000 dogs

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Scent of a 1ooo dogs. We open the door to the Veterinarian’s office and walk in. Frosty outside air clashes with super heated inside air. It’s like being the referee caught between 2 heavy weight boxers. I’m suddenly not thrilled with the layers of winter […]

Stupid Criminals

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Stupid Criminals. I’m not saying the man is dumb, but he skateboarded to a crime scene. I’m not saying he is a moron, but he handed over his real ID when trying to pawn a stolen cell phone. Knock Knock. Whose there? Dumb Ass. Dumb ass […]

Army Navy

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The Army Navy game. It’s the 118th time these two service academies will face each other on the football field. Normally Saturday is a beige carpet of ho hum college football games on every channel. They roll out one after another like so much processed cheese. […]

The Fighter Jet

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The Fighter Jet. It’s sleek like a missile. It cuts through the wind like a torpedo slicing through water. This metallic white monster is lightning fast like a cheetah, sprinting through the grass in Africa. The tires are fat and soft and grip the asphalt like […]