You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Drinking beers on the runway at Los Angeles International Airport. Nobody would think about doing this now, but back in the day, before 9 1 1, before al Qaida, before Osama bin laden, we did the unthinkable. Back in college, on warm Friday nights, we’d go […]
Because the weather sucks so back all over the country… I thought I would remind you that what’s cold will be hot again, very soon happy saturday You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sweating non stop and calling that a holiday. As I write this, I am in my back yard. It is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ FAFSA. STAFFORD. PELL GRANTS. Getting your kid into college. It is so freaking hard, filling out the forms makes me sweat. It’s so damn scary, I want to cuddle with my boo boo blanky. It’s so unbelievably stressful, doctors should warn us not to do it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The frozen dog. I only visited with the animal for a minute. But I felt profound sadness. I never touched the dog. It was so weak, I didn’t want to touch it. “It has scabies,” a voice says from the background. The animal was so disoriented, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ GPS Global Positioning Satellite. In 300 feet make a U turn. I’m in a city I don’t know well. It’s dark. The streets are unfamiliar. I just need to find the interstate so I can get where I need to go. But the question is where am […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The blue-eyed homeless man. I’ve seen him a dozen times around my work. I’ve seen him urinating by the dumpster. I’ve seen him walking down the sidewalk. I’ve seen him at the McDonald’s scrounging a drink. Often times I see him holding a 40 ounce of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Winter Blizzard of 2014. The projections are for record cold, icy roads, and perhaps an inch of snow. A whole inch of snow. Watch out people, an inch of snow might be coming. An inch? Think about it. An inch might not even cover an […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Telling your class there is no Santa Claus. An elementary school teacher told 7 year old students that there is no Santa Claus. Hey lady are you stupid? Are you high? Are you a Communist? According to published reports; Leatrice Ann Eng apologized to the kids, […]
I was going through my old vault of writing, cleaning house, freeing up space, so to speak. I am going to be purging for a while. Out with the old and in with the new, so to speak. But I came across this article from last year which made me laugh. Enjoy. You know what’s […]
ou know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Broadway Bash 2013. It was billed as a Nashville Chamber of Commerce event. The idea was simple: Promote commerce downtown while ringing in the new year. The city shut down lower Broadway and set up a stage for bands. There were constant reminders not to […]