You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Telling your class there is no Santa Claus.
An elementary school teacher told 7 year old students that there is no Santa Claus.
Hey lady are you stupid?
Are you high?
Are you a Communist?
According to published reports; Leatrice Ann Eng apologized to the kids, but the damage is done.
No Santa Claus?
Why not hose them down with urine and throw cow manure at them.
Way to ruin their dreams lady.
The 58 year old educator reportedly called each of the students’ parents to say sorry.
SORRY?
I wonder how that phone conversation went?
“Hi I’m Mrs. Eng. Ah, I hate to inform you that I might have told your 7-year-old that you and not Santa puts the presents under the tree. Hope that doesn’t inconvenience you. Merry Christmas!”
According to sources; Eng was in the middle of a lesson about the North Pole when one of her students said that’s where Santa Claus lives.”No he doesn’t,” she snapped. Adding, “Your parents leave the presents under the tree.”
Can you imagine the wide eyed looks of disenchanted babies hearing this?
How hard was this question, Mrs. Eng.
“Isn’t that where Santa Claus lives?”
Under normal classroom situations, when the teacher isn’t huffing paint, that would be an opportunity to say something sweet like “yes, Suzy, that is where Santa lives. And he has to bundle up because it is 40 below zero.”
But Ms Eng is a Communist, a Grinch, a Christmas Clown.
She has as much tact as a bus station wino guzzling egg nog.
THIS IS AN EPIC FAIL.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A TEACHER?
OF COURSE THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS!
“It’s sad. She was wrong,” according to Irene Hoffman, a mother of three students. “This whole thing is being blown out of proportion. I think we should focus on our children’s education and just move on.”
Well of course we’re going to move on Momma Kind Heart, I mean what else can we do? String her up and tie reindeer bells to her short hairs? Yes we will move on, but not before we condemn Eng a few more times for being a witless twit.
Hey Eng.
Do you believe in luck? Because you are lucky to still ahve a job.
Are you not a parent yourself? If not someone should rip out your uterus.
Were you not a child? Of course not, you were made in a petri dish.
You are the equivalent of human spam.
You know Bad Santa has a temper, right?
I’m glad you apologized to the kids. Now you should apologize to Santa. He’s tired of non-believers like you mucking up Christmas for the rest of us.
Maybe you should work after school. Try something more suited to your skill set like a custodial position waxing floors, far away from children and closer to the garbage can where you belong.
Merry Xmas Eng.
And that’s crazy™